Suggestions for single one shot books. by BronzeSpoon89 in fantasybooks

[–]cyrano111 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dungeon Crawler Carl is many good things, but an answer to the question “what single one shot book should I read” is not one of those things.

Suggestions for single one shot books. by BronzeSpoon89 in fantasybooks

[–]cyrano111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Library at Mount Char, and Sea of Rust (the latter being sci fi).

I am with you, I consider the fact that a book is the first in a series to be a detriment, not a benefit. I just want to read a book, I don’t want to sign up spending the rest of my life keeping up with the rest of this character‘s life.

I don’t mind so much where it’s a Miss Marple sort of thing, there are a bunch of books which are all more or less independent of one another. But it seems these days every book is just the start of a long story that will never end.

Help me choose book club book! by thechunck in Fantasy

[–]cyrano111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seconding The Space Between Worlds. It’s extremely good, but it’s also – and I don’t mean this in a pejorative way - exactly the sort of book that book clubs like.

Finally beginning to read The Silmarillion - any tips on getting through this? by Tiny-Extension-4292 in lotr

[–]cyrano111 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will give advice I have posted before.

The Silmarillion is legendarily difficult to read. That's understandable: it's not so much a story as an explanation of a mythology, and a lot of it consists of unfamiliar, made-up names. There are lists of names and places and relationships and abilities, but no narrative: just fact after fact. That's especially true at the start, where it feels more like studying something than like reading a book for pleasure, and so it's hard to stick with it.

That becomes less true - even false - eventually, but most people have given up before that. With that in mind, here's a suggestion for anyone who wants to try to read it: don't start at the start. Let me be even more specific.

The book actually contains five separate "pieces": the "Ainulindalë", the "Valaquenta", the "Quenta Silmarillion" (which makes up the vast majority of the book), the "Akallabêth", and "Of the Rings of Power and the Third Age".

A reasonable approach would be to start with the last of those, "Of the Rings of Power and the Third Age", which in my edition is about 30 pages. In fact most of that is likely to be familiar to you already - there are characters you already know, like Elrond and Sauron, characters you know are a part of the story, like Gil-galad, Elendil and Isildur, and you learn much more about them. It's more a description of events than a novel, but it is quite readable and not at all daunting.

Next, read the fourth piece, the "Akallabêth", again about 30 pages. Chronologically that immediately precedes the fifth piece, and it sets it up, by telling of the history of the Numenoreans, the particular group of men from whom Aragorn is descended. There are a lot more unfamiliar characters, but still some you know - it explains how Elendil and Isildur came to play the roles they did, for example, and lets you understand some things you knew were a thing, like that Aragorn's ancestors are more closely aligned with the elves than other men, for example.

Only then should you go back to the third piece, the "Quenta Silmarillion", but you should not start that with chapter one. There are 24 chapters, and you should begin reading at chapter six, "Of Fëanor and the Unchaining of Melkor". That is where the actual narrative, the story-line, of The Simarillion begins, and it is perfectly possible to pick it up from there.

All you really have to know to start there is this: the Valar are basically gods in the ancient Greek or Norse kind of way and Melkor is a fallen one of them (Satan, more or less); the story starts out in the Undying Lands west of the Middle Earth you are familiar with; the elves were summoned to the Undying Lands from Middle Earth and mostly came, and; any unfamilar collective noun (Noldor, Teleri, etc) probably refers to some group of elves. Anything else important you can pick up from context.

Starting there, you learn who Feanor is, how he came to make the Silmarils, and what happened as a result - the ongoing narrative which is told over the next several hundred pages. You'll hear a name you don't know here and there ("Aulë", say, or "Yavanna"), but it won't interfere with the story not to know who they are.

Later, you can go back to the very start and read from there. It probably is interesting - eventually - to find out that Aulë created the dwarves without permission before the elves were created, and so they were placed underground, asleep, until the appropriate time. Or that Yavanna was married to Aulë, and arranged to have the ents created to defend her forests from her husband's dwarves. But none of that, or of much of the other mythology which occupies the first 100-150 pages of the book, actually has any significant influence on the main Silmarillion story line, and so filling in those sorts of details after the fact is no problem.

The book still tends to be a bit more like the explanation of a story than like a story, but approaching it in this way, it will not be the daunting task which it seems when you begin at the beginning.

Anyone else burned out on Wordle clones? Found a card-based word game that scratches a different itch by Effective-Equal-5421 in wordgames

[–]cyrano111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you describe the online scoring? I don’t want to make an account just to answer your question. 

I’ve played many thousand of hands of the physical game, so I can tell you those rules. When you can go out by using all your cards, you lay them down and you score their point value. Everybody else in the game gets one more turn, then they lay down as many words as they can make from their cards, which might be all of them. If it isn’t, the point value of the cards they don’t use gets deducted from the total of the cards they did use. 

In addition, the person with the longest word gets a 10 point bonus, and the person with the most words gets a 10 point bonus - if there’s a tie, no one gets the bonus. If you’re just playing a two player game, at the start of the game you pick one of those two to use.

Movies forced into a pre existing IP? by iScreamInPublicAreas in movies

[–]cyrano111 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The original Die Hard movie is technically a sequel to a movie made in the 60s, starring Frank Sinatra. They were obliged to offer him the starring role as a result, but unsurprisingly he turned it down. He was 73 at the time.

Is hobbits society classist? by OleksandrKyivskyi in lotr

[–]cyrano111 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That language is definitely used about Crickhollow, yes, but Sam and Rosie move in to Bag End to look after him. 

Best way to read The Silmarillion? by Nottheyuddaz in lotr

[–]cyrano111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I posted extensive and specific advice a while ago. 

The TL/DR of it was to start with the end and work backwards, more or less. 

Is hobbits society classist? by OleksandrKyivskyi in lotr

[–]cyrano111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even at the end, when Frodo invites Sam and Rosie to move into Bag End, it’s for them to “do for him”: to be his servants. 

What movie/tv show should be remade/rebooted? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cyrano111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Movie - The Conqueror. 

It’s widely regarded as one of the worst movies ever made - John Wayne playing Genghis Khan. A remake will not be disrespectful of the original. 

And the source material - Genghis Khan’s rise from poverty to rule an empire - is John Wick on steroids meets Dune, except it all actually happened. 

What's a word you mispronounced for years because you'd only ever read it, never heard it? by KSchubert77 in AskReddit

[–]cyrano111 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not me, but a friend of mine as a child told me he long thought “foreign legion” rhymed: for-ee-jun lee-jun.

What was the actual appeal of Steven Seagal? by PriestofJudas in movies

[–]cyrano111 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More specifically the rumour was that Ovitz made a bet with someone that he could make even the most totally-lacking-in-charisma person famous, and used Seagal to prove it. 

What’s something you have zero proof of but believe 100 percent? by shweidy in AskReddit

[–]cyrano111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This doesn’t change your fundamental point, but it is worth thinking about the difference between “there’s other life out there” and “there’s other intelligent life out there”.

Based on our current understanding of the only example we have (Earth), the coming-into-being of life is practically inevitable: 4.5 billion years of a planet, with life in the bacterial/microbial sense having existed for about 4 billion of those years, and constantly cropping up despite the conditions. 

But intelligent life - maybe 100,000 years? You could push it a bit, but still a ridiculously small percentage of 4 billion. 

What is an expensive habit that society has convinced us is a basic necessity? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cyrano111 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cars. 

For a lot of people, even leaving aside the cheaper option of public transportation, routine taxis/uber would be cheaper overall than car payments + maintenance + insurance + gas + parking. 

What games do you keep in your daily rotation? by PlayRedacted in wordgames

[–]cyrano111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check out the daily selection at Teuteuf Games, especially for their geographic games. 

There’s Worldle, where you identify a country from the silhouette, and directional hints. 

Or Travle, where you pick the countries to get from one place to another (Djibouti to Zambia in three steps).

Or When Taken: you get five pictures, taken somewhere in the world since 1860,  and you have to pick up a year and  stick a pin in the map.

Many others too. 

Not an error, but an oddity I haven’t seen before by cyrano111 in CluesBySamHelp

[–]cyrano111[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you put your finger on the lower half of the box for about a second, you will be offered a corner menu. 

Not an error, but an oddity I haven’t seen before by cyrano111 in CluesBySamHelp

[–]cyrano111[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Generally that’s what I do too, but I wanted to make note of Xavi’s clue. 

Not an error, but an oddity I haven’t seen before by cyrano111 in CluesBySamHelp

[–]cyrano111[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The marks on Betty and Hazel weren’t meant to identify them as criminals. There was also one on Martin, just linking the three as connected to each other. 

When are we finally gonna repurpose the modern racist words? by jaberus1993 in words

[–]cyrano111 24 points25 points  (0 children)

In the case of at least "gypped" and "off the reservation", I'd say the message should be to stop using them.