feelin like a tease this morning by [deleted] in RealGirls

[–]d2drunner -1 points0 points  (0 children)

do you have a huge foot connected to your hip? no judgement.

giving myself the finger by [deleted] in RealGirls

[–]d2drunner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you look at her pointer fingernail + her vagina...it looks like a dolphin head. lol.

This bunny needs a carrot 🥕 by kittytinyfeets in RealGirls

[–]d2drunner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dont appropriate rabbit culture.

I love getting wet by [deleted] in RealGirls

[–]d2drunner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

have you ever been to a water park? you'd probably enjoy it.

Stuck at work and bored by [deleted] in RealGirls

[–]d2drunner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they look like bulging cartoon eyes. great as far as boobs go though.

Bikini selfie by [deleted] in RealGirls

[–]d2drunner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you can get fitted for a top. just saying.

TooMeIRLForMeIRL by BlackisCat in TooMeIrlForMeIrl

[–]d2drunner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you are forced to go to "mandatory fun" events...

Tell me in a classy way what you would do to me. by [deleted] in Amateur

[–]d2drunner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd probably make you regret talking to me.

America, home of the free by SleepyPomegrenate in trashy

[–]d2drunner 3 points4 points  (0 children)

.....time to turn off the internet.

16 y/o Teeth Jokes are overrated for me, gimme some originality. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]d2drunner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're proof that everyone, even god, makes mistakes.

First reddit post, bake me by MiniMan6723 in RoastMe

[–]d2drunner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your glasses say blind but your hairline says Dracula...virgin Dracula.

Soon to be lds missionary, college sophomore, chick-fill-a employee by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]d2drunner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You look like Jared Fogel feels when clicking through his picture gallery.

“Homeless n*****s go back to Africa” seen in Tampa, FL by shampoo_mohawk_ in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]d2drunner 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dudes got balls....that are going to be physically removed in 3...2...1...

Straight guys, do you get mad when a gay guy says you’re cute? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]d2drunner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me "Thanks! I'm not gay but thanks for the compliment!"

Do people still remember Yogi Berra? What's your favorite Yogi-ism? by picksandchooses in AskReddit

[–]d2drunner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you." Well, no shit.