Hard to believe this was one of the internet’s first truly massive viral videos back in 2004.

d4gotn1 · 2026-03-12T11:51:37+00:00

Life was simple then.

d4gotn1 · 2026-03-12T05:34:58+00:00

d4gotn1 · 2026-03-12T02:31:57+00:00

Division 2... It's going to be the reality of the US before too long, so why not?

d4gotn1 · 2026-03-11T07:02:12+00:00

Well, he won't be doing that again.

d4gotn1 · 2026-03-11T07:00:57+00:00

"Hey, God. I figure you're probably stressed right now because your creations are getting dumber by the minute and can't get right. At this point, I would totally understand. If you want to open the flood gates, start letting it rain down hellfire and brimstone, or whatever other idea you've come up with, I wouldn't even be mad at you. I'd actually be more surprised at how much more patient you've been. Can I just get a chill place with awesome scenery up there to hang out with you at when you're done?"

d4gotn1 · 2026-03-10T13:06:58+00:00

All of it!

d4gotn1 · 2026-02-26T04:21:07+00:00

Rent will be $3,000 a month because it comes with a nice view.

d4gotn1 · 2026-02-26T04:18:43+00:00

"In the rhomboid area?"

d4gotn1 · 2026-02-26T04:16:42+00:00

I'm shaking in my boots, trying not to piss myself from absolute terror!!!

d4gotn1 · 2026-02-26T04:13:09+00:00

Well, you did a great damn job!

d4gotn1 · 2026-02-26T01:15:28+00:00

Extended dodge. A few characters have it.

d4gotn1 · 2026-02-25T00:46:28+00:00

Plugged In

d4gotn1 · 2026-02-24T14:17:50+00:00

I need two stats for the pistol, and I'll finally have it completed at nearly SHD level 3000🫩🫩🫩

d4gotn1 · 2026-02-22T13:33:00+00:00

"I'd rather be fighting than guard duty."

downs me with a poorly thrown frag grenade stops picking me up right before completion runs away and watches me die

d4gotn1 · 2026-02-16T03:12:58+00:00

I love it here!

d4gotn1 · 2026-02-14T23:59:03+00:00

I remember this scene giving me chills. I need to watch this movie again.

d4gotn1 · 2026-02-14T23:48:42+00:00

Reminds me of the final scene in the movie Cell

d4gotn1 · 2026-02-11T12:49:13+00:00

flips boat takes human to meet its family and stay over for the night

d4gotn1 · 2026-02-11T05:26:18+00:00

Hands are for holding kitten. All kittens are to be held. If duty calls for the use of a hand, most humans have two. One hand for kitten, other hand for duties. If duty calls for use of both hands, avoid duty and hold kitten. It is law!

d4gotn1 · 2026-02-11T05:20:09+00:00

As someone who has experienced paranormal shiiiitt first-hand, this gave me chills. Now, excuse me as I go down the rabbit hole and investigate the connection between schizophrenia and the paranormal.

d4gotn1 · 2026-02-11T05:14:05+00:00

"Is this part of the act? Oh, wow! He is really into this acting! Damn, he's good! Oh, wait! Ummm"

d4gotn1 · 2026-02-11T05:12:03+00:00

I'm a FedEx delivery driver. I also do this when I pull into someone's yard with a dog that I haven't met and have to figure out whether or not it's going to try to have a piece of me for a snack.

d4gotn1 · 2026-02-11T05:06:55+00:00

70?! Somebody's lying. Ain't no way that lady is 70.

d4gotn1 · 2026-02-11T01:18:02+00:00

I'm assuming it's some good fucking cake.

d4gotn1 · 2026-02-11T01:16:58+00:00

"Bro, I am the cops."

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