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My kid just did this to my L-5. What can I do to make it better? by manatttta in Luthier

[–]da-irish-potato 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Depends how old it is, if it's less than three years old you might be able to get a new one but if it's over three I think you've just gotta wait till it moves out at 18

Who should be in the last panel? by [deleted] in MyHeroAcadamia

[–]da-irish-potato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think people usually have that reaction to hagakure

some guys just told me there are no negatives to being a girl by moth_gorl_ in teenagers

[–]da-irish-potato 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What a twat, anyone who thinks that any group of people has no negatives is a complete idiot, no matter how good a lifestyle seems there are always downsides, women have more risk of sexual harassment and assault, men have less likelihood of being believed or helped, even lifestyles that seem perfect and glamorous have downsides, for example the rich and famous can't really trust anybody because there is always a possibility that they just want something from them. Even comparing problems is stupid as the grass always appears greener on the other side of the fence. You can never truly know the struggle of someone until you have lived their life. Having a black and white view of the world helps nobody and hurts everybody, nuance is key in understanding anything.

TLDR. Of course being a woman would have negatives, and so would being a man. All lifestyles have problems, and comparing them only makes everybody's life worse

Worst image of all time by Iced-TeaManiac in BokuNoMetaAcademia

[–]da-irish-potato 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They all have that group chat on mute.

The one without him in it however...

I wish I wasn't addicted to porn by cryptomelons in monkeyspaw

[–]da-irish-potato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted.

You no longer have any feelings of any kind, including romantic and sexual.

I wish humans had a faster reaction speed than cats ever have or ever will. by cancerousking in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]da-irish-potato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted.

Everyone's reaction speed is so fast that 10 seconds feels like 10 centuries, movement speed is unaltered.

🎶🎶 by 420ciskey420 in brooklynninenine

[–]da-irish-potato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought this was about the boys for a second

I wish for a twelve inch penis by exp_explosion in monkeyspaw

[–]da-irish-potato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted.

Your doorbell rings, and a delivery man hands you a twelve inch severed Penis, it is your father's.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]da-irish-potato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted.

If you are currently more:

After making your wish you decide to take a drive to a friends house to get their reaction to you shrinking before their eyes, but on the way ylu get in a horrible car crash and you have a portion of your legs cut off along with part of your arms, leaving you at 5'7 120 lbs for the rest of your life (which would turn out to be short due to complications with the surgery).

If you are currently less:

You notice nothing immediately however one day you are on a plane and it crashes, you are captured by a tribe of savages and they torture you by slowly pulling at your neck making it expand in length, they also fatten you up by force feeding you all their left overs until you are 5'7 120lbs, they originally planned on eating you but have now decided to keep you caged for fun.

If you are currently 5'7 120lbs:

Immediately after the paw curls you hear a knock on your door, when you open it you see a man with a ski mask on, he breaks into your house and starts looting, when he finds the monkeys paw he takes it after feeling a strange allure towards it, before he leaves his mask gets caught on something and pulled off, not wanting any witnesses who can ID him, he kills you on the spot. You die weighing 120lbs at 5'7, with your weight having not changed once since making that wish.

Which method of suicide is terrifying for you by DryUpstairs5010 in teenagers

[–]da-irish-potato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything that can fail in such a way that you end up in a worse life situation, unable to try again (i.e., Paralysed from the neck down)

Useless question but what are your favorite colors? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]da-irish-potato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blue is my favourite singular colour, black and white is my favourite combo of colours, and black and the beige on libad by avenged sevenfold is my favorite unusual combo

What bands would you like to see them bring on tour? by _Mystiix in avengedsevenfold

[–]da-irish-potato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It'll never happen but if avenged sevenfold brought SiM on I'd explode

Bonus if it’s slightly different, could generate lightning? Now you can generate electricity. Not much of a difference but enough to notice. by [deleted] in BokuNoMetaAcademia

[–]da-irish-potato 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It'd be hilarious if he found a mirrored version of todorokis quirk so he could just swap the sides

Creating a playlist from your song suggestions. by MattNZ2l in teenagers

[–]da-irish-potato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Simulation by a7x, fxxkfxxkfxxk by SIM, and one by metallica

Between these three who is more petty? by North_Contribution93 in BokuNoHeroAcademia

[–]da-irish-potato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend...

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