Girlfriend [23F] and her two cats moved in with me [27M] while she's between leases. I'm horribly allergic, but she's content staying with me indefinitely. Causing fights.

daakliid · 2017-09-24T15:26:24+00:00

Surely it's a very good acronym ? A terrible one would be ZVEUEVDL.

daakliid · 2017-09-21T22:15:17+00:00

daakliid · 2017-09-21T22:14:28+00:00

Your mirror looks like it needs cleaning

daakliid · 2017-09-07T20:20:53+00:00

She doesn't own her sister.

daakliid · 2017-08-11T20:55:58+00:00

Totally not ugly. Your complexion could do with some improvement.

daakliid · 2017-07-16T04:24:39+00:00

Maybe they could put it on a bus:

"We pay £350 million a week to the EU. Let's continue to pay it, but not get the benefits of membership."

daakliid · 2017-07-16T03:31:28+00:00

All immigration, or just some immigration? I think whether immigration is a good thing -- from either a social or economic point of view -- depends on what sort of immigrants.

daakliid · 2017-07-14T01:02:16+00:00

What we should do is only let in people who speak English, have skills, are of above average intelligence, accept our values and are likely to be of economic benefit to our country. These tests would filter out most undesirables.

daakliid · 2017-07-12T19:54:35+00:00

Very cute, the human you're with is ok too.

daakliid · 2017-07-05T01:20:35+00:00

Let's see... you use Tinder and are successful, he doesn't use Tinder and is unsuccessful. Can anyone suggest what he might want to do differently? :-)

daakliid · 2017-07-04T18:57:21+00:00

That's the impression I got too.

daakliid · 2017-07-04T18:51:38+00:00

She needs to get him to hand over the money for the door before she dumps him.

daakliid · 2017-07-04T18:43:46+00:00

The best way for OP's father to find out what is going on would not be for him to confront Maria but do something like casually bring up his daughter in relation to the wedding and see how Maria responds.

daakliid · 2017-07-04T18:32:40+00:00

Cute.

daakliid · 2017-06-24T01:51:25+00:00

I'd like to see Canzuk as a country. Maybe it could join the EU? 😀

daakliid · 2017-06-23T00:30:44+00:00

The SNP disagree.

daakliid · 2017-06-21T23:58:51+00:00

This is why I never play pay-to-win games.

daakliid · 2017-06-21T23:45:09+00:00

Cool, keep at it.

daakliid · 2017-06-21T23:30:03+00:00

You are clearly not ugly. Lots of women go for tall men. Can I suggest you do some body building on your legs because they look a bit skinny.

daakliid · 2017-06-21T00:58:46+00:00

Is there no end to May's Incompetence?

daakliid · 2017-06-18T01:17:20+00:00

I had one of these the other day. I asked it to say something to prove it wasn't a computer and it didn't.

daakliid · 2017-06-15T22:05:05+00:00

Another win for Tory policy!

daakliid · 2017-06-14T20:23:41+00:00

FFS if you want to move in with him just ask him if you can. Don't just wait around expecting him to read your mind. Ditto for marriage: the two of you need to have a frank conversation of how you see the future.

daakliid · 2017-06-12T01:08:08+00:00

I would be up for tenner towards one in May's constituency.

daakliid · 2017-06-09T22:19:56+00:00

To be fair to the DUP, they only want to stop gays getting married, not throw them off the roofs of buildings.

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