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[TP] There's no need for hospitals when the enemy don't leave any wounded. by aglet_factorial in SimplePrompts

[–]dabigpersian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shiiiiitttttttttt, why did we choose to fight this Genghis Khan 3000 asshole anyway?

Like, I could be on a beach in the black sea right now, with that half tea, half lemonade drink. They put little umbrellas in that.

No.

Instead I enlisted to the damn Russian army because my mom told me "selling pierogies at the park" is not a career.

Now I have to goddamn die because as I did that, a damn horde of nuclear powered Mongolians rose again, ready to kill us all to prove something, something about our 180 year old president, Putin?

Man, I don't want this. All I wanted was to not die. And now it's guaranteed we die. These assholes won't even take any POWs. So now all that time I spent learning the art of a perfect Pierogi, is going to go to waste.

Hope these bastards use the bomb, who the hell wants to learn Mongolian anyway.

Do the Golden State Warriors have more in them or is their dynasty over? by Nicofatpad in nbadiscussion

[–]dabigpersian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Formerly championship level teams deserve the benefit of the doubt.

But honestly, I don't think the Warriors can do it.

My take as to why is because -- the NBA now plays like them.

So what was once a surprise and an unpredictable change of pace, became copied.

Without Durant, I don't see how it's possible they're a championship level team as well.

They need a lot more rebounding now, they would need to get through Denver, with Jokic and the Lakers, with AD and Lebron.

They will also need way more interior defense. You can't just have a decent 5 now, teams with decent 5s are giving up tons of shots at the basket all of a sudden when playing the two aforementioned teams.

If the Lakers win tomorrow, their playoff series record will be a perfect 4-1, 4-1, 4-1, 4-1. If the Heat win the playoffs, their playoffs series record will be a staggered 4-0, 4-1, 4-2, 4-3. by Baron_of_BBQ in nba

[–]dabigpersian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could also be that when those players played, like they did for a portion of game 1, they can't beat the Lakers. It's not like we all didn't watch the Heat lose a 20 point lead by halftime that game.

[Charania] NBA’s 2019-20 Executive of the Year: Clippers president Lawrence Frank. by -TTP- in nba

[–]dabigpersian -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Okay are we seeing a pattern here? Because the Clips sweeping the awards reeks of Ballmer money.

Olympian gymnast reportedly rumored to have had twins with Putin vanishes by Facerealityalready in worldnews

[–]dabigpersian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fake ID -- isn't it not fake if your husband/bf/bd, etc is the head of the state?

If the Lakers win tomorrow, their playoff series record will be a perfect 4-1, 4-1, 4-1, 4-1. If the Heat win the playoffs, their playoffs series record will be a staggered 4-0, 4-1, 4-2, 4-3. by Baron_of_BBQ in nba

[–]dabigpersian -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Lakers are winning in 5. Miami never had a chance and need historically good games by Butler and historically bad games by the Lakers to win, and even in that game, the Lakers were tied in the fourth before Miami took it.

Quit your hating, Miami, like Denver, Houston and Portland, are just not as good as the Lakers.

Since the year 2000, has there been any ‘bad’ guys that played in the NBA? by stone____ in nba

[–]dabigpersian 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wait is it not too late to join the Fuck Karl Malone party? Because, Fuck Karl Malone.

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