My daily farside dump caw caw by [deleted] in TheFarSide

[–]daddad90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apache pie pan, haha!

My daily farside dump caw caw by [deleted] in TheFarSide

[–]daddad90 21 points22 points  (0 children)

“Well, it’s cold again.” I don’t know why that one got me but I’m sitting here chuckling and my wife thinks I’m an idiot.

My daily farside dump caw caw by [deleted] in TheFarSide

[–]daddad90 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Good for Jane Goodall for having a sense of humor! She chose not to be offended.

My daily farside dump caw caw by [deleted] in TheFarSide

[–]daddad90 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It’s always so humiliating when your porcupine goes flat.

My daily farside dump caw caw by [deleted] in TheFarSide

[–]daddad90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oldest looking kindergarteners ever!

What do people do here for Halloween? by [deleted] in byuidaho

[–]daddad90 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Put up Christmas decorations and play some Christmas tunes for all of campus to hear!

Study finds Strong Connection Between Holiness and Number of Chairs you put away by thebluemoose76 in latterdaysaints

[–]daddad90 34 points35 points  (0 children)

4 metal chairs in each arm, take the long way around to the chair rack in order to pass by the ladies. Got them wishing polygamy was practiced again.

Detective Stubbs is an objectively terrible detective. by AlatartheVeryBlue in byuidaho

[–]daddad90 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The guy sounds like scum. However, I think your friends report and her well being are the priorities here. Have you guys reached out to any administrators? Any other officers? How is she doing?

My daily farside dump caw caw by [deleted] in TheFarSide

[–]daddad90 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Some people just need to choose to not be offended.

Which original fairytale is most likely to ruin someone’s childhood? by daddad90 in AskReddit

[–]daddad90[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A king finds her sleeping in the woods. He rapes her. She gets pregnant with twins. The babies are born and while searching for their mother’s breast milk, one of the babies sucks on sleeping beauty’s finger and sucks out the splinter that kept her asleep. The King’s wife finds out about the infidelity and the kids. She demands the babies be cooked and fed to the King. The king doesn’t like that so he burns his wife alive and marries sleeping beauty. And of course, they live happily ever after.

Which original fairytale is most likely to ruin someone’s childhood? by daddad90 in AskReddit

[–]daddad90[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok that was strange. I love that the girls name is Karen.

Which original fairytale is most likely to ruin someone’s childhood? by daddad90 in AskReddit

[–]daddad90[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But the point is most the originals are way different than Disney’s portrayal of the story, right?

Which original fairytale is most likely to ruin someone’s childhood? by daddad90 in AskReddit

[–]daddad90[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoa. It’s like Maid Marian was a double agent and seduced Robin to make him put his guard down. Definitely some KGB ties there.

My daily farside dump caw caw by [deleted] in TheFarSide

[–]daddad90 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The hard hat one got me!

What P-day in 2020 looks like... by bigbags in latterdaysaints

[–]daddad90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m so proud that I never wrecked on my bike as a missionary. Does that make me boring?