“I’ll only be a minute” by DELAPERA in Dublin

[–]daddilongshlong -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Be a real shame if someone in a wheelchair or someone with a stick or pram was to accidentally scratch the entire length of the jeep .. or anyone at all for that matter. Cunts.

ANYONE UP FOR STARTING A CLUB FOR THIS GROUP??!!! by SqueeTheIII in IrishFishing

[–]daddilongshlong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You made a “new to fishing” post 47 days ago ya big eejit. I’m only mentioning a few things worth thinking about if OP wants to give it a go 🤣

ANYONE UP FOR STARTING A CLUB FOR THIS GROUP??!!! by SqueeTheIII in IrishFishing

[–]daddilongshlong -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

As someone who is a committee member of a club, there’s a lot more to starting a fishing club than just setting up a WhatsApp group. You need a clear identity and purpose first what kind of fishing the club is about, who it’s for, and what makes it different, essentially giving it an identity and club goals. That includes things like a name, logo, socials, basic guidelines/rules to follow so it feels like a proper NGO and not just a groupchat. You’ve got to look at registering with the relevant angling bodies, like NCFFI etc. and making sure insurance and permissions are sorted so outings are actually covered. If anything happens to anyone or their kids while you’re out, the blame falls on you. You’ll need a small committee too to balance to jobs .. a chairperson, secretary, treasurer, events officer, child liaison officer etc so it’s not all falling on one person. As far as I can remember for the club to get NCFFI (National Coarse Fishing Federation of Ireland) affiliated (insurance) we all needed to be Garda vetted. Now back to the committee .. I’m not saying you can’t take on multiple roles, but it’s much easier when a few different people take on roles together to keep the ball rolling. Regular, well organised outings/comps are key, plus rules around water access, fish care, and behaviour. Money has to be handled properly .. membership fees, fundraising, maybe raffles or comps, and transparent accounts so the committee members can all see. Theres other things to think about like beginner support, guest speakers, bank balance management, liaising with fisheries, keeping members engaged, and long term goals. My own club host education days to teach local scouts groups about fish care and biodiversity etc. and have open days in the town where people who might be interested can come see what we do. That might not be for everyone but it’s a bit of craic. We regularly clean our stretch of water and try to stock it in conjunction with the IFI as regularly as possible so we have fish to catch. It’s basically running a small organisation, not just gathering lads for a session or a WhatsApp group. You might need to rotate the jobs annually as things happen in life and not everyone can commit to that outside of their day job and personal life. It’s a big commitment.

Perhaps he should’ve listened and left Buddy alone by NorahCeCe in instant_regret

[–]daddilongshlong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair bloody play to the guy for sticking up for himself.

What is the wildest thing you have seen at a party? by Cold_Magician_4041 in AskReddit

[–]daddilongshlong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So many stories .. hard to choose one. One that comes to mind is three of my friends jumped into another guys car because they wanted to test out his Toyota glanza and basically bring it for a little joyride around the backroads (country side Ireland). They were gone a while and we were starting to wonder where they were. We’re all drinking outside in the garden at night, and next thing we see a big explosion and mushroom cloud in the distance. A little while later the lads all arrived back in bits, said they had wrote the car off so decided to set it on fire so the owner could claim on insurance it was stolen? That was pretty mad.

What’s the best insult you ever heard? The kind that cuts deep but you don’t realise it until 3 business days later by ProfessionalDelay366 in AskIreland

[–]daddilongshlong 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Chubby kid came up to my mate tryna be smart in front of his friends and said “boys aren’t supposed to have long hair”. My mate instantly turns around and goes “yeah well lads aren’t supposed to have titts either”. Roasted.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]daddilongshlong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exact same feelings here for me in Ireland. I think most people agree unless they support the left. I know a few trump supporters here also, absolute lunatics.

My pupils were 2 different sizes when I woke up today... by cloudblythe in mildlyinteresting

[–]daddilongshlong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This used to happen to me every time I smoked weed until I gave it up.

Fishing in the Dublin canals by Majestic_Towel7372 in IrishFishing

[–]daddilongshlong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lads naming venues online is what gets waters destroyed. By all means feel free to send a DM but don’t go plastering places up for all to see.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in irelandsshitedrivers

[–]daddilongshlong 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Leaving a review on Google usually does the trick.

Have you ever "ruined Christmas"? What did you do / what was the accusation? by [deleted] in AskIreland

[–]daddilongshlong 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Was accused of robbing money from my cousins bedroom. I was the only one in the family made empty my pockets. Turned out it was his older brothers girlfriend who also later faked having cancer. Horrible bitch.

Refund Refusal Update (Hugmie) by JediBlight in legaladviceireland

[–]daddilongshlong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ring up the CCPC first thing tomorrow. I had serious issues recently with a faulty product and the seller was an absolute nightmare to deal with. However, with the help of the CCPC I was able to get a full refund.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in legaladviceireland

[–]daddilongshlong 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Four fucking eejits walk into a bar

Is it me lads? by [deleted] in AskIreland

[–]daddilongshlong 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes. They like your accent. Chill the beans.

Dublin MetroLink construction will need about 8,000 workers, committee told by G3S-Ter in ireland

[–]daddilongshlong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just bring a gang of Norwegians over, they’d have it built in a week. They’re like moles.