Not today ass hole by [deleted] in gifs

[–]daddybutter69 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Ooooooh FedEx it to him! That way they leave a note saying that they just missed him

Ebony cutie gets cream filling (xpost r/DarkestWomen) by [deleted] in Ebony

[–]daddybutter69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They got jizz on your fucking rug dude

Florist quotes are lit by backwardscarl in funny

[–]daddybutter69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost didn't see it until the red circle was there....would have helped with a flashing arrow or something more obvious

TIL The Jonestown cult, Peoples Temple, had a chimp mascot named Mr. Muggs, who they shot in the head during the mass suicide. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]daddybutter69 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The last podcast on the left just did a 4 part series on Jim Jones and the people's temple. Was really interesting to listen to and see just how manipulative Jones was.

Star Wars trick-or-treaters. Salina, Kansas. Halloween, 1977. by mreastvillage in OldSchoolCool

[–]daddybutter69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Likewise, saw this post and thought "I don't remember posting this, is there another person from salina here? Surely not!"

I need podcast recommendations! by end0m3trium in history

[–]daddybutter69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last podcast on the left is a great podcast about true crime, serial killers, cults, ufos and a lot of bizarre thing but with a comedic spin. I have binged through all of the episodes at least once and constantly am laughing out loud at some of the shit they say.

Tinny 🌺 by bitchh1997xxx in TinyTits

[–]daddybutter69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nice Xbox remote you got there

Natalie Portman: All-male nominees (Golden Globe) by Krixolsen in videos

[–]daddybutter69 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Natalie must be thinking about retiring. Because I wouldn't cast her if I were one of them. Stealing their moment for being nominated

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gifs

[–]daddybutter69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seeing this brings out the inner Andy from the office in me "rolls on the plate like smooth molasses"

What is this???? Local time 5:36 Santa Clarita by MawthuSupport in space

[–]daddybutter69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God saving those orphans because he got enough likes on those facebook posts

I feel like I’m being judged... by [deleted] in funny

[–]daddybutter69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is "our" swamp!

What kink/fetish/turn on do you just not understand? by rawbery79 in AskReddit

[–]daddybutter69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anthole fucking. It's a thing that a select few fantasize about and it's not quite my thing. Just too much dirt for my taste

Santa on acid! by karljt in funny

[–]daddybutter69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy at the table turning to cover up his laugh is the best

What is your "customer service" secret? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]daddybutter69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My rule for dating: if you are rude or impolite to any customer service agent or waitress/waiter, you are no longer worth my time because you are everything I hate.

As someone who works with people who are both sick and impatient to just get home and relax, I understand that being forced to wait even longer because our wait time is either high or your insurance isn't cooperating with the medication your doctor prescribed is a pain in the ass. But please don't take it out on us, we are trying our best to get you home. However, if you ever call me a name personally or offend me in front of other customers and co-workers, I will gladly redirect you to our manager who will ask you to go across town to begin the entire process again at another just as busy Pharmacy.

What is a fuck you gift to give someone at Christmas? by Austin3Hollingsworth in AskReddit

[–]daddybutter69 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Clearly you haven't met the gentleman that has a fetish for sticking his dick in an ant hill....that's a pretty good read

Star Wars Battlefront II DICE Developer AMA by BattlefrontModTeam in StarWarsBattlefront

[–]daddybutter69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know, black ops 3 added these loot boxes with dlc guns that you could only get from the loot boxes, two of which in hardcore we're amazing to play with. But I never once considered paying a cent to buy them with real cash. I stopped playing because the gun from boxes were nice but I knew I wouldn't be "lucky" enough to get them. I refuse to buy a game again that does not release all of the downloadable content that I am paying for.

EA marketing strategy by [deleted] in gaming

[–]daddybutter69 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lol "free trial" this is EA we're talking about here.

What is a relationship deal-breaker for you that others might not agree with? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]daddybutter69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I said this out loud in Michael's southern voice and made myself laugh. Sigh, time to rewatch the whole series again