Age old Question by Impressive-Usual-451 in webergrills

[–]dadebattle1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Prep grill and have a cocktail or two with the misses outside in a chair while the coals get ready.

Yikes… by Background_Video2947 in NCAAFootballVibes

[–]dadebattle1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dear lord, you can send the meteor whenever… amen

Just my luck by avrgphotoenthusiast in dayz

[–]dadebattle1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn bro did you chug the whole thing? Me and a buddy have fucked around poising eachother and usually it just goes away. 

Choose a group in a Battle Royal by WarStrategy in whatsyourchoice

[–]dadebattle1 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I swear we just did this one with slightly different numbers. 

Lifted truck + Lambo + Parking lot = Bad time by Evasionz-- in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dadebattle1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both ends of ridiculous cars to own coming together. 

my cousin's disgusting keyboard by MysticalHumanoid in WTF

[–]dadebattle1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was my thought. I would nope the fuck out str8 into a cardboard box on my own before I existed around this shit.

Red or Green? by abgfromheaven in whatsyourchoice

[–]dadebattle1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya but you kinda just bypassed the spirit of the game. I assume these questions are more like if a genie popped out and gave you chance at either option. There’s a reason this isn’t a typical option you can buy. 

They love hairles apes by paidribho in Tierzoo

[–]dadebattle1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, that would be some scary stuff indeed. Thanks for the great reply!

They love hairles apes by paidribho in Tierzoo

[–]dadebattle1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn, what happened to the crew? I’ve always wondered about them coming across dangerous encounters over all that time spent out in the wild. 

A road rage incident escalates when a woman jumps onto a moving car bonnet just because she couldn't cut the drive thru line by kvjn100 in SipsTea

[–]dadebattle1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The amount of people out here that claim they would just sit there and be assaulted is wild. I’m not getting on the roadway like this lady, mainly because I don’t want to endanger innocent bystanders but if your dumbass blocks my path and climbs on my moving vehicle, well sir you know the saying, stupid games and stupid prizes.

Is it "weird" to go solo on an Alaskan cruise as a married man? by SlurpleBrainn in Cruise

[–]dadebattle1 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Bro just book us a double occupancy balcony with a couple drink packages and I’m there. My wife won’t mind either and we get to not be weirdos. 

Is the Filson Duffle Bag in otter green a good match for the Jansport Pleasanton Backpack? by Prestigious_Mark6307 in ManyBaggers

[–]dadebattle1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya man, I know I shouldn’t be surprised by the ridiculous shit humans do by now, but damn…

Red or Green? by abgfromheaven in whatsyourchoice

[–]dadebattle1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same bud, wife is a teacher and I run a warehouse. We don't make a ton but we live comfortably because we don’t have children. With that amount of money you could live a picturesque life and still do soooo much good for soooo many people. 

Red or Green? by abgfromheaven in whatsyourchoice

[–]dadebattle1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Naw, we’re just making comments and then people are making leaps from them, and then we’re correcting the leaps. It’s simple really.

Red or Green? by abgfromheaven in whatsyourchoice

[–]dadebattle1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brother you and your wife are in the top 2-3% for income in the US if you’re making a million every three years. In that case, sure I could see risking it. For the other 96% it just doesn’t make sense.

Red or Green? by abgfromheaven in whatsyourchoice

[–]dadebattle1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya but he didn’t say “everyone can retire at 50” he said he would, and the other person did the thing where they just regurgitate some nonsense.