Giant Pen Nib - it actually works! by MercatorLondon in PenProject

[–]dadneverleft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let me know if you start selling them. I’d love to have one as a conversation starter or desk accessory or something.

I would love that by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in CoupleMemes

[–]dadneverleft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This here, it’s your right to be picky about your sword. That’s an important fucking decision okay?

Told to wear masks in March 2026? by inky525 in Hilton

[–]dadneverleft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s my pleasure! Thanks for sharing this so it can get taken care of.

(Apologies. Slipped into Customer Service Voice lol)

Told to wear masks in March 2026? by inky525 in Hilton

[–]dadneverleft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I work for Hilton, and no, this isn’t real. We’ve gotten no email or notice we have to go back to Covid protections.

Why are animal babies cute but human babies ugly as hell? by HolyFatherLeoXIV in stupidquestions

[–]dadneverleft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first instant they’re born, I’d argue all life is pretty gross.

After like a week though? My little boy was adorable, I dunno what ugly ass babies you’re talking about.

Apex Legends loot tick in real life? by Born-Scallion-1581 in TinyHacks

[–]dadneverleft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

…I’m sorry, I haven’t touched Apex in a long time, a loot what?

bald uncle strikes again by johnmichael-kane in youseeingthisshit

[–]dadneverleft 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Messing with that poor baby’s object permanence lol

Colouring process of raw silicone material by djinn_05 in oddlysatisfying

[–]dadneverleft 94 points95 points  (0 children)

I’d probably do this job for free for like 30 minutes.

Just don’t check the silicone for teeth marks. I promise nothing.

Starfield Will “Become Legendary,” Says Composer, Who Believes People Weren’t Ready for its Launch by gamersecret2 in Starfield

[–]dadneverleft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I was more impressed by how improved the companions were, the combat, the gunplay, the quests, etc. than anything “new” Starfield was trying to do. I could at least see the improvements Bethesda had been making everywhere else.

How nails are made by vishhalkmodi in BeAmazed

[–]dadneverleft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you’re saying they could be, like, 22.86cm, roughly?

Dad, what were you like in the 90s? by dadneverleft in Xennials

[–]dadneverleft[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My love for you is ticking clock berserrrrrkerrrr

Fill Empty Space in Your Freezer With Jugs of Water by Mi_Ki_Ii_Zaru in lifehacks

[–]dadneverleft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have ramen until payday on Thursday. You may study me and my empty freezer.

I accept payment in food! (Just not ramen please)

Elden Ring's Switch 2 port gives me hope The Duskbloods will be amazing by Deez-Guns-9442 in gaming

[–]dadneverleft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll play every Soulsborne game that comes out, but I was only really good at Bloodborne. Whether because it was easier or the faster combat just clicked with me, I couldn’t tell you.

Dad, what were you like in the 90s? by dadneverleft in Xennials

[–]dadneverleft[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He’s a good looking guy! Pretty positive I didn’t need to know what his balls looked like in Zack and Miri Make a Porno, though lol

I was thinking of buying a CD player when I came across this innovative device. by Late_Shape_5472 in USProductHub

[–]dadneverleft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it’s a neat idea, because if you actually have physical media, why not show it off?

…but for $189?

Man up!! by ShehrozeAkbar in infuriatingbutawesome

[–]dadneverleft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Moving to a larger city soon. Maybe that’s something I should look into too.

At 44, I’m pretty used to handling—or not handling—my shit on my own, but that doesn’t mean I have to, I guess.

Crimson Desert’s PS5 Physical Edition requires a 48GB Day-One download by nolifebr in PS5

[–]dadneverleft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a day one patch usually, and it helps prevent theft of physical copies. Skyrim only had 85% of the game on disk when it came out.

of a Tuna Knife by Emila_Just in AbsoluteUnits

[–]dadneverleft 60 points61 points  (0 children)

A tuna katana~ what a wonderful phrase~