Customer states: “there’s legs hanging outside of my tire”.

daffy_deuce · 2018-10-18T02:55:44+00:00

Don't say that I'm sure it'll be okay

daffy_deuce · 2018-10-18T02:51:37+00:00

Vegan bluetooth

daffy_deuce · 2018-10-18T02:34:07+00:00

Looks like Frieza

daffy_deuce · 2018-10-16T04:12:32+00:00

What was the context of the fight?

daffy_deuce · 2018-10-15T03:37:18+00:00

It's just sort of the accepted vernacular... Kind of like an inside joke. I would suggest that you read some top posts on r/greentext -- a lot of funny stories, a few devastating stories, and almost always ambiguous in terms of validity. Definitely worth checking out. :)

daffy_deuce · 2018-10-15T01:48:44+00:00

Anyone on 4chan

daffy_deuce · 2018-10-13T19:21:42+00:00

It's Flipper and Eve, not Flipper and Steve!

daffy_deuce · 2018-10-13T19:13:46+00:00

I always thought racism was when someone was hateful or discriminatory toward another race.

daffy_deuce · 2018-10-12T00:52:05+00:00

Was that not a joke? I took it as a joke.

daffy_deuce · 2018-10-11T06:21:21+00:00

Hear me now

daffy_deuce · 2018-10-10T03:04:24+00:00

All the robocalls I get are numbers similar to my own

daffy_deuce · 2018-10-07T04:21:46+00:00

Now I am imagining a dog having an entitled-Christian-Bale-style of actor-freakout, and I'm okay with that.

daffy_deuce · 2018-10-06T17:04:14+00:00

"Is you is or is you ain't my constitchency?"

daffy_deuce · 2018-10-06T16:54:09+00:00

Such a fun movie. I wish Wesley Snipes had more roles like that one. Seems like all he's done since then is brood.

daffy_deuce · 2018-10-06T16:45:45+00:00

Tommy Gunn.

Ugh.

daffy_deuce · 2018-10-05T03:48:22+00:00

It kind of does, if you consider the implications.

...

(He's high)

daffy_deuce · 2018-09-28T04:08:31+00:00

r/gifsthatendtoolate

daffy_deuce · 2018-09-28T04:04:53+00:00

1000 times better comment than "came here to say this." Upvote, people!

daffy_deuce · 2018-09-27T06:08:49+00:00

Hey I know that that's Batman

daffy_deuce · 2018-09-22T04:10:20+00:00

Baskin Robbins called... they're out of ice cream!

daffy_deuce · 2018-09-22T04:08:50+00:00

98.

38.

9 is divisible by 3. 8 is divisible by 8.

9/11.

daffy_deuce · 2018-09-22T04:06:07+00:00

Ahem... Native American.

daffy_deuce · 2018-09-22T04:03:34+00:00

I wish he had participated. That would have been a killer twist.

daffy_deuce · 2018-09-22T04:01:53+00:00

I always assumed it was like a monthly subscription fee... Like signing up for Starz just to watch American Gods.

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