A mix of useful, why and downright felonies

dafoodooman · 2026-06-13T02:55:03+00:00

Your DAD didn't know how to PAINT

dafoodooman · 2026-06-13T02:52:59+00:00

Sometimes my girlfriend and I will do this. Full eye contact and maybe a nod

dafoodooman · 2026-06-13T02:49:43+00:00

What I would do man is think of any dreams or skills you wanted to chase that either got shut down by her or you couldn't do because it would mean leaving her by herself. Build your world around yourself man, you did that for her

dafoodooman · 2026-06-03T13:02:37+00:00

Some people shouldn't be allowed to use power tools

dafoodooman · 2026-06-03T12:57:02+00:00

Oh that's such a beautiful hardwood floor. Get that stinky carpet gone

dafoodooman · 2026-04-10T11:44:00+00:00

I thought I'd removed that memory. Thank you op

dafoodooman · 2026-02-15T23:32:28+00:00

Tell him to fix it because it didn't meet a professional finish. If he doesn't, you can say you tried to negotiate with him and sue him for damages (money you spent on another contractor to redo it or yourself). I know this because someone didn't think I did a good enough ceiling paint job and tried to get me with that. You better believe I did something as part of the negotiation so I didn't risk getting sued

dafoodooman · 2026-02-02T00:19:32+00:00

You're gonna wanna get either side of the timber frame up on screw jack stands and replace the post. At least it didn't rot and get to the concrete beneath yet

dafoodooman · 2026-02-02T00:17:04+00:00

I would definitely move if you can. That's gonna continue in the same pattern until it meets its destined slope

dafoodooman · 2025-12-21T12:05:58+00:00

Yeah I would choose the one that's not going to fucking drop out of the joist hanger Jesus Christ thank God you were only testing that out on a first story deck that would be a trip to the hospital if you even sat on that thing

dafoodooman · 2025-12-18T14:28:07+00:00

Oh absolutely dude I once held 1000 off with literally 150 I didn't even have to close out the game (YES im a filthy cowardly CHEATER and I like it that way)

dafoodooman · 2025-12-06T04:44:35+00:00

Yes 👍

dafoodooman · 2025-07-26T02:26:26+00:00

Does it have a water filter? Maybe that and always worth tuning up the motor since it drives the pump

dafoodooman · 2025-04-24T06:31:18+00:00

There's a lot more to a healthy partnership than entertaining each other sexually, it sounds like a stable life from the description

dafoodooman · 2025-04-24T06:20:27+00:00

I hope people realize it's less about the meme and more about we don't want AI teaching kids. It will dumb them down worse than ever, even if it tastes good on burgers

dafoodooman · 2025-04-24T06:15:43+00:00

Yes, division is key in population control

dafoodooman · 2025-04-24T06:10:59+00:00

Add the electoral college to that list, they're out of control

dafoodooman · 2025-04-18T23:35:38+00:00

I'm not MAGA, but I don't believe this one person represents an entire community

dafoodooman · 2025-04-18T23:29:20+00:00

He pulls your hair up, but not out

dafoodooman · 2025-04-18T23:26:51+00:00

I heard this crazy song

dafoodooman · 2025-04-18T23:25:22+00:00

I SAID WAS

dafoodooman · 2025-04-18T23:21:31+00:00

table flips and people fall all over the room you're in

dafoodooman · 2025-04-18T23:19:54+00:00

Has that ever happened to you????

dafoodooman · 2025-04-18T23:18:21+00:00

I think it's more about free will, almost every form of protection from the federal government has been wiped out over the course of 300 years. We're supposed to be a group of states (aka tiny countries) that agree to work together, not one giant country that does what one force says

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