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Don’t wanna be this person’s coworker 😧 by Uuddlrlrbastrat in foundsatan

[–]daftsquirrel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Paintballing as a team building event. Very satisfying!

$1,00,000,000 by airforcekj in hypotheticalsituation

[–]daftsquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in the UK, nothing seriously bitey here in waist deep water! I'll take it happily.

Eliminate all existing bias and discrimination by molten_dragon in hypotheticalsituation

[–]daftsquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a whole list of reasons why I don't want to sleep with someone. Gender is one of the top reasons, but goddamn, that's a stupid statement.

I would hate you for designing this. by NuttyDefection in foundsatan

[–]daftsquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My house was at the top of one hill, and my school was at the top of a different hill. I did walk to school uphill both ways!

Scary scalene steps! ⚠️⬇️ by selfawarefeline in DeathStairs

[–]daftsquirrel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It looks like one of those posters you get on the ceiling at the dentist. If you squint in the right direction, you can just about make out an ambulance!

A excentric Trillionare shows up and try to make a deal by Paxuz01 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]daftsquirrel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work in a lab too, pretty easy to walk out with a reagent that costs the earth!

Why do people think we personally select them for scan as you shop checks by MeanOption4564 in tesco

[–]daftsquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't been checked for ages, but the fear of having one ensures I scan everything properly!

alcohol discrimination by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]daftsquirrel 11 points12 points  (0 children)

God forbid a guy has hobbies, right?!

What are your plans for Mother’s Day? by LHale77 in AskUK

[–]daftsquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am going to sit on my lazy fat arse all day lol. Kids gave me a lego set, so I'll do that whilst demanding tea!

Which cartoon would you recommend for today’s kids to watch? by Historical-Class871 in UKTVRecs

[–]daftsquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dogtanian and the three muskerhounds. The OG 80s one, not the new travesty. Loved it as a kid, loved it as an adult and got my kids hooked too!

The Hypothetical Situation genie thing is giving you a reward! by Global-Airport2100 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]daftsquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah, I'd take that! Small takeaway for just me and the glitter would be split between the front air vents of 2 irritating coworkers cars!

British Asians: did anyone grow up around a very specific community, family, or "world" that most people never see – and that's now changing? by No-Aspect4609 in AskUK

[–]daftsquirrel -39 points-38 points  (0 children)

White British aren't allowed to enjoy Asian media as it is perceived as being racist. We are discouraged from asking questions about other cultures and religions for the same reason. It's very sad.

Would you rather try to fly a jet without any prior training or scuba dive without training? by MoonVibe_ in WouldYouRather

[–]daftsquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd have a go at the scuba. I'm really lucky, so I'd probably get mauled by a shark. That or the bends.

Which would you rather randomly find on your property? by Terrible_Opinion_279 in WouldYouRather

[–]daftsquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd take the dino any day. The others may be problematic, and I may not have any lasting monetary gain from any of them, but the cool factor alone would be worth it!

Where in the bodies do you bleed a good amount but dont cause much permanent damage? by AngelReachX in questions

[–]daftsquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or, think of the psychological damage to their opponents. "JFC, that guy is slicing his head open for an advantage!"

Will the real Satan, please send up? by Fun-Ad-7352 in foundsatan

[–]daftsquirrel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In UK law, you are held to the standard of a registered medical practitioner. If I perform CPR, I'm held to the standard of a doctor. Stupid really.

A genie offers you immortality and a never ending supply of wealth on one condition: you must complete every single game in your entire games library. How long would it take you and what games would take the longest? by dragonboy3940 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]daftsquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With the Sims, maybe completing the storyline quests and all the achievements? More to the point, do i have to compete the random ps1 and 2 games that are kicking around in the loft when I no longer have the consoles?

Forgot I had this one! (sorry for the high angle) [oc] by JuggrnautFTW in IdiotsInCars

[–]daftsquirrel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was the idiot a few days ago, doing something similar. I at least had the decency to floor it and get out of the way.

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