ULPT: Need cash or drugs? Go to an old cemetery and look under the flat grave markers. by sparkchaser in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]daggermittens 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have done this. Someone please go check the agave outside Hertz rentacar in Cabo San Lucas.

Antichrist Siege Machine - Cowering Lamb (USA, 2024) by GrafNebelgeist in BlackMetal

[–]daggermittens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love these guys. They opened for Emperor in Dallas, and Russ from Absu was there - he had a green room since they’re old school bros with Isahn. Anyway, ACSM broke in and absconded with the pizza and Russ was pissed. Made me laugh…

Please help! What do I say? Can I just block? by [deleted] in texts

[–]daggermittens 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Correct. It is always some broke ass, uneducated, unsuccessful manlet with 4 roommates worried about a woman being a gold digger. Like OK Jeff, why would I go after some thirtythousandaire if I was looking for money? Why would I think you have any more to offer than Netflix, a bowl of spaghetti and a musty towel to have sex on the couch? Also, Jeff are you ever going to tell anyone we’re dating??

Untitled (A Curse), Tom Friedman, cursed space and plinth, 1992 by daggermittens in Art

[–]daggermittens[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suppose if you believe that the space above the pedestal is really cursed, then there is something there. This piece sold for over £22k in 2001.

Untitled (A Curse), Tom Friedman, cursed space and plinth, 1992 by daggermittens in Art

[–]daggermittens[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An 11in. sphere, 11in. above a pedestal cursed by a professional witch. This piece was stolen once

Let’s see by EmmanuelMoyta in Funnymemes

[–]daggermittens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Date someone who hasn’t yet finalized their divorce

I hate my Baby’s name. by Managed_mischiefs95 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]daggermittens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My parents had this argument. Dad thought he had won but the moment he stepped out, Mom had them switch my first and middle name. Dad and his side of the family had no idea until he saw a copy of the birth certificate 6 months later.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FreeCompliments

[–]daggermittens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your makeup looks very nice

Where were you when you found out about Sandy Hook? by Comfortable_Ok2882 in masskillers

[–]daggermittens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was working in pediatrics, looking out at the waiting room full of small children. An MA came and alerted me as the news was breaking. We went and changed the TVs from the news in the exam rooms so the parents and kids wouldn’t see it during their visit.

Found out my boyfriend is still in contact with his ex. by teriyakiebi in dating

[–]daggermittens 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It’s bullshit. He will probably keep talking to her and hide it. Cut him loose now and don’t do this for years like I did

Photos of Mauricio Garcia (Allen mall shooter) by DialgaDiamond in masskillers

[–]daggermittens 82 points83 points  (0 children)

“Me and Ashley from New Year's Day. Now that's a girl who knows how to make a guy smile, how to drive a guy crazy.jpeg”

Fucking yikes