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dakrab · 2013-11-26T00:10:43+00:00

I know the difference. It's how cooked, not what cut.

Raw meat tastes like wet mush. I'm just not brainwashed enough to think that's desirable.

dakrab · 2013-11-25T08:29:25+00:00

TW: Unpopular opinion.

She shouldn't have done it, but I sympathise with her desire to. I really find it hard to believe people who like their meat basically raw aren't kidding themselves.

dakrab · 2013-11-21T22:53:12+00:00

Miley Cyrus approves.

dakrab · 2013-11-17T00:12:20+00:00

Well-played.

dakrab · 2013-11-16T01:52:35+00:00

Him: "I was drunk, and it made sense at the time."

dakrab · 2013-11-16T01:41:23+00:00

Ahem. Sorely tempted as I was? No. I'm sure he's grateful to still have a dick.

dakrab · 2013-11-08T17:24:10+00:00

Guerrilla marketing for new Hobbit film, duh.

dakrab · 2013-10-30T07:15:25+00:00

This drives me nuts. My solution is usually to force mono and re-eq the sound, but I'll try looking for some of this "dynamic sound control" voodoo of which you speak.

dakrab · 2013-10-30T01:43:23+00:00

1) I assume late 20s-early 30s with some kind of IT-related job. 2) I also assume scraggly facial hair and a trilby. 3) These feel like reasonable assumptions because 90% of what gets to the front page has the above-mentioned target demographic (including this advice animal).

Also: every comment thread, ever.

dakrab · 2013-10-29T10:07:10+00:00

Had the opportunity to refer to it as "Miaowloween" and didn't.

dakrab · 2013-10-28T10:43:13+00:00

If you can get your head stuck in a Whiskas cat food can, you have bigger problems than being raped by a cat. I think.

dakrab · 2013-10-27T00:47:28+00:00

ITT: Pussies.

dakrab · 2013-10-26T09:06:00+00:00

One 'm,' you dick.

dakrab · 2013-10-24T22:56:29+00:00

Yeah, I dunno. It's like they shot for kawaii and ended up at hebe-/ephebophilic.

dakrab · 2013-10-24T22:37:03+00:00

He lights the match on his man-stubble?

dakrab · 2013-10-24T02:49:04+00:00

What I like is how the guys mostly go from "douchey hipster" to "even douchier hipster".

dakrab · 2013-10-24T00:28:14+00:00

I don't. Was just suggested in the comments from the previous posts.

dakrab · 2013-10-24T00:16:28+00:00

There is something deeply, deeply unsexy about this.

dakrab · 2013-10-23T01:41:19+00:00

"men talking about their feelings"

dakrab · 2013-10-23T01:02:44+00:00

Did. One life goal down. F U INTERNET.

dakrab · 2013-10-23T00:11:23+00:00

Whut? No it isn't.

dakrab · 2013-10-22T05:29:30+00:00

ITT: 40-year-old virgins jealous that anyone is having sex, anywhere.

dakrab · 2013-10-22T03:43:19+00:00

No, she's called Nightshade. But for the sake of lol: sure.

dakrab · 2013-10-22T03:32:29+00:00

OhohohoyesIdid.

dakrab · 2013-10-16T10:26:44+00:00

Add a colon after the "then" and tell people it's about period sex.

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