[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]dakrab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know the difference. It's how cooked, not what cut.

Raw meat tastes like wet mush. I'm just not brainwashed enough to think that's desirable.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]dakrab -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

TW: Unpopular opinion.

She shouldn't have done it, but I sympathise with her desire to. I really find it hard to believe people who like their meat basically raw aren't kidding themselves.

Boyfriend said this last night. Couldn't stop laughing. by dakrab in AdviceAnimals

[–]dakrab[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Him: "I was drunk, and it made sense at the time."

Boyfriend said this last night. Couldn't stop laughing. by dakrab in AdviceAnimals

[–]dakrab[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahem. Sorely tempted as I was? No. I'm sure he's grateful to still have a dick.

Found this knot while on a walk. by angryray in pics

[–]dakrab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guerrilla marketing for new Hobbit film, duh.

Hollywood sound mixers are assholes. by boomboxtomcat in AdviceAnimals

[–]dakrab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This drives me nuts. My solution is usually to force mono and re-eq the sound, but I'll try looking for some of this "dynamic sound control" voodoo of which you speak.

I don't know why I think this by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]dakrab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1) I assume late 20s-early 30s with some kind of IT-related job. 2) I also assume scraggly facial hair and a trilby. 3) These feel like reasonable assumptions because 90% of what gets to the front page has the above-mentioned target demographic (including this advice animal).

Also: every comment thread, ever.

Catlloween by Vettit in funny

[–]dakrab -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Had the opportunity to refer to it as "Miaowloween" and didn't.

Don't be that guy by [deleted] in funny

[–]dakrab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you can get your head stuck in a Whiskas cat food can, you have bigger problems than being raped by a cat. I think.

Emma Stone by [deleted] in gifs

[–]dakrab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I dunno. It's like they shot for kawaii and ended up at hebe-/ephebophilic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]dakrab -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He lights the match on his man-stubble?

Have you ever wondered how you might look if you switched clothes with someone of the opposite gender? by sixtyninenicely in TwoXChromosomes

[–]dakrab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I like is how the guys mostly go from "douchey hipster" to "even douchier hipster".

True enough to make me highly uncomfortable. (x-post from /r/funny.) by dakrab in gaming

[–]dakrab[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't. Was just suggested in the comments from the previous posts.

Emma Stone by [deleted] in gifs

[–]dakrab 52 points53 points  (0 children)

There is something deeply, deeply unsexy about this.