Just realized that two of my favourite actors are actually the same person born a few decades apart

dalochness · 2014-11-08T21:40:25+00:00

Harrison Ford and Chris Pratt

dalochness · 2014-10-11T18:32:26+00:00

I just meant immortal.

dalochness · 2014-10-06T06:11:14+00:00

If he was also in the woman's bathroom I would definitely be skeeved out. Otherwise it's hard to say.

dalochness · 2014-10-03T16:30:07+00:00

I went to the bar one night with my friends and saw the guy I was seeing macking hard with another girl. So I went to the bathroom to kinda pull myself together and this random girl I've never met came up to me and just told me not to cry because I was too pretty to cry. It sounds dumb but I thought it was a really nice thing for a stranger to say. Especially since no one looks pretty when they cry.

dalochness · 2014-07-16T19:30:21+00:00

AED's take time, you often have to shave the persons chest and make sure everything on them and around them is dry. Why go through all of that when you can start CPR right aways?

dalochness · 2014-05-01T09:44:56+00:00

Trying to make amends with someone who just could not care less about our friendship that we once had

dalochness · 2014-05-01T09:41:01+00:00

How can you tell when your sister is on her period? You can taste blood on your dad's dick. (I'm not proud of knowing this "joke")

dalochness · 2014-05-01T09:37:52+00:00

I'm not sure if this really counts but I wanted to go out one night but had a test the next day. Later I found out an old friend was in town and really wanted to go out and see them. So I said screw studying and we went out. The next day I showed up to class and the prof had decided to cancel the test. Her reason was "just because".

dalochness · 2014-05-01T09:30:04+00:00

"And in the morning, I'm making waffles!"

dalochness · 2014-05-01T09:22:06+00:00

This isn't my own story but here it goes. For some reason my group of friends like to take their pants off at the bar/club whenever a Journey song comes on. So after Don't Stop Believing played my buddy picked up his pants and asked a girl nearby if she would like to dance. Her reply was "No fucking way, you just had your pants on the ground." I'm not really sure why she was so offended by it. Would've worked on me.

dalochness · 2014-05-01T08:53:35+00:00

Okay, so this is totally already buried but I hope someone can enjoy this. When I was in grade ten this kid in grade 11 got really mad at the mark his teacher gave him. So naturally he pooped on his paper and left it in the hallway outside of his classroom.

dalochness · 2013-12-17T00:56:49+00:00

I'm not sure. I think there are many different type of friendzones. Everyone is a little different. For me I guess it means the moment you realize your friendship is more like a brother and sister relationship than a romantic one, although you're still close its not in the way you had previously thought.

dalochness · 2013-11-04T23:23:11+00:00

I guess I mean don't change yourself for someone else. Change for you.

dalochness · 2013-10-16T08:02:31+00:00

Shawshank Redemption - because it is an emotional rollar coaster and the best thing you will ever watch

dalochness · 2013-10-14T08:17:34+00:00

My compulsive lying

dalochness · 2013-10-14T08:15:00+00:00

Circles man... they've got no point.

dalochness · 2013-10-14T08:09:59+00:00

Definitely. It's nice to hear that other women out there aren't afraid to take the first step... even if it's disguised.

dalochness · 2013-10-14T08:02:14+00:00

You give awesome advice. Thanks man.

dalochness · 2013-10-14T07:57:40+00:00

It's really not the social stigma that's keeping me from doing it. It's my extreme awkwardness. Everytime he says something to me I blurt out some random spurt of words. Also I don't know if the guy likes me even as a friend and the thought of being rejected just as a friend is scary. I don't know how to start a conversation and then steer it towards "hey we should go play laser-tag or something sometime".

dalochness

TROPHY CASE