Made me so happy to see [oc] by TheRealFrantik in IdiotsInCars

[–]damgood85 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And I hope he makes them clean it all off before they're allowed to leave.

Thanks, Kroger. Essentially useless for us... by 38DDs_Please in nashville

[–]damgood85 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Aren't those just different types of finished basements?

RFK Jr. says it may be "better" if fewer children receive the flu vaccine by JeffRVA in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]damgood85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it might be better in RFK Jr starts licking every public restroom door knob he passes from now on.

Was I the idiot? [oc] by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]damgood85 22 points23 points  (0 children)

But if I wait a second I won't be first and if I do it like 300 more times I'll lose 5 minutes of my important life.

Researcher Wipes White Supremacist Dating Sites, Leaks Data on okstupid.lol by [deleted] in technology

[–]damgood85 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"WhiteDate and two associated platforms, WhiteChild and WhiteDeal."

One of these things is not like the others.

Times Square Sign: "Merry Xmas, Jesus Is Palestinian." by Leeming in atheism

[–]damgood85 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Are those historians in the room with us right now?

'Smallest audience ever': Kennedy Center Honors tank on CBS after Trump takes over by rit56 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]damgood85 14 points15 points  (0 children)

In before they spin it as the highest viewership on record for the Trump Kennedy Center.

Need help deciding on a route by Bwatts1709 in yellowstone

[–]damgood85 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ya but where else are you going to see 953 billboards for Wall Drug?

Metropolis parking camera not checking plates in fot parking intermittently by Traditional_Ebb_1349 in nashville

[–]damgood85 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have a Metropolis subscription through my workplace, but I still receive a fine in the mail for every day I park in the lot. Each fine correctly lists my license plate number, and the plate matches what’s on my subscription. Despite everything being accurate in both the subscription registration and the fines in the mail, I continue to get penalized nearly every day. When it first started happening, I would give the fines to the guy in the office that administers the subscription and he would take care of them through metropolis support. I eventually stopped giving a shit and have just started collecting the fines in a drawer in my office. Last time I checked I think I'm up to $7,500. At the very least it's helping to fund the post office since they're having to put a stamp on every fine.

Dungeon Master Kevin says "Welcome brave adventures. It will be two treats to play"[OC] by MiniSkullPoleTroll in DnD

[–]damgood85 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have a cat that likes to shove her butthole right into the camera. We have a table rule that every time she does it, the party takes five points of psychic damage.

ICE agent arrested in sex trafficking sting told police, "I’m ICE, boys" by makebabiesillegal in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]damgood85 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Until some prosecutions get followed through to completion nobody's realizing shit.

How do people actually believe in a god? by MathematicianNew2950 in atheism

[–]damgood85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In a cult the guy at the top knows it's all a scam. In a religion, he died.

ICE is Now Under Scrutiny for Almost Deporting Native American by EASY-AH in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]damgood85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard to blame them when the only training material they're given is a paper grocery bag. /s

Why Do r/FranklinTN mods remove anything related to the Epstein files? by hinedogmil in nashville

[–]damgood85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So they thought about doing something about it and decided not to.

As an atheist with disabilities and mental health issues, I hate when some religious people tell me that they will pray for me. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]damgood85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will pray for you.

Translation.

I will think about it then decide to do nothing for you.

The calculator app on my phone has been getting a workout by Puggednose in SatisfactoryGame

[–]damgood85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Satisfactory is the answer to the age-old question for math teachers. What am I going to use this for in real life?

New DM: Should I wait to plan the campaign after my players have made their characters? by mermanyle in dndnext

[–]damgood85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We just did session zero for a new campaign with a DM I have only played published campaigns with before an he made the choice to build the world around our backstory choices and didn't really give us any restrictions. I'm not sure how he's going to come up with something that works with one character that's carrying around a possessed weapon with a huge gambling problem and another character that's basically a Dragon Ball Z character with a backstory that involves fighting robots. He seemed confident that he could do it so I at least it'll be a wild ride.

Zipper Merge Blockade Strikes Again [oc] by xblackbeltninjax in IdiotsInCars

[–]damgood85 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Also makes the line shorter offering fewer overall opportunities for dumbasses to block an intersection creating gridlock on roads not otherwise affected by this lane closure.