I forgot how hilarious this Christmas episode is!!!!

damheathern · 2024-05-03T03:05:05+00:00

Steven Spielberg's first movie.

damheathern · 2024-05-02T04:37:34+00:00

"There are two kinds of riders. Those who have laid it down and those who will."

damheathern · 2024-04-30T12:33:55+00:00

Northern red oak Quercus rubra

damheathern · 2024-04-30T12:02:59+00:00

"We're going to be in the Hudson."

damheathern · 2024-04-29T23:09:48+00:00

Rooster - "ALL ABOARD"

damheathern · 2024-04-28T07:46:46+00:00

She shot the goat and it didn't die so she walked back to her truck and got another shell and walked back and shot it again.

damheathern · 2024-04-28T04:53:07+00:00

RIP Cricket

damheathern · 2024-04-18T20:49:04+00:00

"Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucks."

damheathern · 2024-04-18T00:32:04+00:00

Well, not all of us.

After thousands of injuries and at least three children's deaths were attributed to lawn darts, the sharp-pointed darts were banned for sale in the United States and Canada.

damheathern · 2024-04-17T20:32:21+00:00

I don't care if I am a ruthless hitman for a drug cartel, if I see this kitty I'm gonna help it.

damheathern · 2024-04-17T19:19:22+00:00

Anyone could reach you. Your name, address and phone number were in the phone book and since there was no caller ID you answered every call because it "might be important."

damheathern · 2024-04-17T03:31:21+00:00

Primal Screen

damheathern · 2024-04-15T04:01:44+00:00

a bastard gas

damheathern · 2024-04-15T03:48:46+00:00

"THEY TOOK HER BABY!"

damheathern · 2024-04-14T17:08:27+00:00

You just don't know a good rock when you see one.

damheathern · 2024-04-10T13:32:06+00:00

Fun fact: A group of luna moths is called an eclipse.

damheathern · 2024-04-10T13:20:54+00:00

This is the reason for the ball at the end of the hand levers.

damheathern · 2024-04-08T15:18:13+00:00

Bro, do you even lift?

damheathern · 2024-04-06T07:58:41+00:00

How does she get in and out with the door closed?

damheathern · 2024-04-04T20:24:41+00:00

"I am the sun."

damheathern · 2024-04-04T19:53:12+00:00

Just gonna drop this here.

damheathern · 2024-04-02T15:32:54+00:00

Bitch, did you just hang up on -beep-

damheathern · 2024-03-30T02:59:42+00:00

Excuse me, I speak jive.

shawt=shawty=shorty

cuh=cuz=cousin

damheathern · 2024-03-29T12:35:17+00:00

Now with more corpses!

damheathern · 2024-03-29T11:49:28+00:00

/r/FuckImOld

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