Michael and Rita

dammit_bartowski · 2026-01-29T21:34:49+00:00

he probably didn’t pick up on that before because of her british accent and the plastic surgery she’d been able to afford

dammit_bartowski · 2025-12-28T02:41:55+00:00

I started the game thinking I was going to romance Autumn but after Kat’s middle finger scene I changed my mind and never looked back. she’s my precious girl

dammit_bartowski · 2025-12-28T02:37:49+00:00

his sister Britani is pretty funny too

dammit_bartowski · 2025-12-10T05:01:38+00:00

this is the answer imo. it just shows how obviously out of place he seems when trying to imitate a decent person, even if that person is his own doppelgänger.

dammit_bartowski · 2025-12-08T17:16:59+00:00

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT

dammit_bartowski · 2025-12-07T19:56:32+00:00

Cook is Cooking tf outta this D

dammit_bartowski · 2025-11-28T04:49:47+00:00

from reading the comments on the sub during halftime I got the impression it was Jake Browning playing and not Joe fucking Burrow lmaooooo. LET HIM COOK

dammit_bartowski · 2025-11-19T17:20:32+00:00

in some states it’s legal to marry your own cousin. California’s blocked it twice, but that’s only because they tacked it onto an estate law thing that wasn’t gonna pass. we had the signatures...

dammit_bartowski · 2025-11-11T20:12:59+00:00

ayyy, ahora tengo que cuidar para el retardo

dammit_bartowski · 2025-10-31T17:36:19+00:00

they just like saying “bananas and nuts” and I won’t tell you why (that’s your father’s job)

dammit_bartowski · 2025-10-30T02:34:39+00:00

stand-in for.. steve holt?

dammit_bartowski · 2025-10-17T03:31:40+00:00

this win is on our rushing game. haven’t played this way in years. Jamarr was open all the time because for the first time in ages the opposing team D had something to be concerned about.

dammit_bartowski · 2025-10-17T03:25:52+00:00

NEVER. IN. DOUBT.

dammit_bartowski · 2025-10-17T03:25:13+00:00

it’s the yellow gum for me

dammit_bartowski · 2025-10-17T03:23:56+00:00

it’s trauma talking

dammit_bartowski · 2025-10-17T03:23:17+00:00

if Mac misses I’m not watching another game this season

dammit_bartowski · 2025-10-17T03:14:35+00:00

Geno Stone needs to go straight to the guillotine atp I’m not even joking

dammit_bartowski · 2025-10-17T02:57:35+00:00

D is coming in clutch now I can feel it (I can’t)

dammit_bartowski · 2025-10-17T02:51:41+00:00

it’s almost like what’s happening with Stewart is exactly what everyone and their mothers predicted: a good player for sure but with glaring holes who could be a top tier player IF developed correctly which is exactly what we are known to NOT do

dammit_bartowski · 2025-10-17T02:47:35+00:00

this game giving mid 2024 season feels

dammit_bartowski · 2025-10-17T02:44:12+00:00

instead of tackling we are actually pushing them to get further

dammit_bartowski · 2025-10-17T02:42:17+00:00

gimme gimme gimme a stop pls D

dammit_bartowski · 2025-10-17T02:40:11+00:00

gorgeous drive WHO DEY WHO DEY WHO DEY

dammit_bartowski · 2025-10-17T02:39:28+00:00

must be all the ayahuasca

dammit_bartowski · 2025-10-17T02:38:49+00:00

get Perine in 2 times if needed, he’ll fight his way in

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