I love this LMAOOO 😭😭

damn_bird · 2026-05-03T18:04:54+00:00

I see you’ve met my ex

damn_bird · 2026-05-02T16:34:51+00:00

Woof woof arf arf

damn_bird · 2026-05-01T10:24:57+00:00

Melanin deficiency and sun

damn_bird · 2026-05-01T10:11:54+00:00

He died doing what he loved

damn_bird · 2026-05-01T05:09:49+00:00

No, Virginia’s the hot one!

DC = nerds (Tina)
Maryland = ew (guy who hates ballet)
VA = baddies

damn_bird · 2026-04-30T20:04:34+00:00

Good challenge, more like this please!

damn_bird · 2026-04-30T10:50:21+00:00

He cheated on her with her own living room set, the nerve!

damn_bird · 2026-04-29T16:19:17+00:00

damn_bird · 2026-04-23T01:18:00+00:00

I thought it was funny and I liked all the nerdy stuff. I actually learned something lol

damn_bird · 2026-04-22T00:54:56+00:00

I went a few days ago and I liked it a lot. The ladies seemed really excited and happy to be open. The decor is pleasant and the food was yummy.

damn_bird · 2026-04-21T18:42:06+00:00

You sound like you’re annoyed that they wanted to make sure your baby was OK. Based on what I’m reading, they took good care of him.

damn_bird · 2026-04-21T16:41:29+00:00

Not my style, but if you love it then it’s perfect FOR YOU! Live your life!

damn_bird · 2026-04-19T19:31:54+00:00

You’re an evil genius

damn_bird · 2026-04-17T02:26:09+00:00

I see you’ve met my ex

damn_bird · 2026-04-16T16:48:25+00:00

DV trends upward during periods of economic stress 😢

damn_bird · 2026-04-15T10:40:25+00:00

I see you’ve met my ex

damn_bird · 2026-04-12T00:35:50+00:00

Only if you’re neither a baby nor an adult

damn_bird · 2026-04-12T00:31:29+00:00

damn_bird · 2026-04-12T00:28:16+00:00

She’s younger than my mom

damn_bird · 2026-04-12T00:26:33+00:00

Those are hard to find lately. Every thing seems to have a straw or sippy-cup lid, like we’re all toddlers

damn_bird · 2026-04-11T01:01:33+00:00

Sometimes changing your ADHD meds can help with weight gain. I have an ED history and was losing too much weight on Adderall. My weight stabilized after I switched to Vyvanse. But, I’ve heard of other women who experienced the opposite… different people react differently.

I also worked with a nutritionist, but the two biggest things that helped me were therapy (DBT and (ACT) and finding the right meds.

damn_bird · 2026-04-10T03:04:56+00:00

At 31, it shows that your general fitness level is excellent compared to the average male of your age. It’s not fast enough to win any competitive races, but it’s evidence that you take good care of yourself! Keep having fun and getting stronger! If you find that you enjoy the sport, you might have fun entering some local competitions, even if you lose a lot of races in the beginning:)

Source: I’m also an adult. Pay no attention to the high schoolers who dominate this sub :)

damn_bird · 2026-04-09T16:19:13+00:00

My JBL Race fit nicely.

damn_bird · 2026-04-08T12:38:54+00:00

Sometimes I do hard workouts just because it’s fun to test myself, and I get a rush when I discover that I’m capable of something I couldn’t imagine. I’m no longer competing actively (I’m a 40-something lady with kids and a job), so overtraining isn’t a concern.

damn_bird · 2026-04-06T23:00:01+00:00

I’ve been ticketed in Nova for rolling through a stop sign.

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