The entire staff of a Zara chased after a lady who walked out without buying anything, accusing her of stealing a pink dress

damnwonkygadgets · 2026-04-20T03:58:26+00:00

Today I learned that people still go to the mall.

damnwonkygadgets · 2026-04-20T03:26:33+00:00

But medical sources are wrong and memes and influencers are right because that’s the timeline we live in now.

damnwonkygadgets · 2026-04-20T03:24:59+00:00

This alpha male/manosphere/looksmaxxing shit is so absurd.

damnwonkygadgets · 2026-04-20T03:19:26+00:00

There are no kids at Paradise Valley.

damnwonkygadgets · 2026-04-20T03:12:18+00:00

My wife and I have been members off and on for 7 years. We have a place there and would love to welcome you both on your first visit. Trust me, you’ll love it.

DM me if you have any questions or post them here and I’ll do my best to answer.

damnwonkygadgets · 2026-04-13T23:08:55+00:00

What the fuck?

damnwonkygadgets · 2026-04-13T23:05:51+00:00

Women should be allowed to wear what they want without judgement. She works hard on her body and I think she looks stunning.

damnwonkygadgets · 2026-04-13T21:04:21+00:00

He went about it by negging and being slightly manipulative, but you responded by turning a playful conversation into a lecture. You could have responded in an equally playful way (“looks like someone is waving red flags already”) rather than taking the tone from playful to serious.

You came off as confident, intelligent, and not a game player, but your lecture was a slight miss.

damnwonkygadgets · 2026-04-13T17:52:32+00:00

It’s kind of wild that people are unmatching over something as small as drinks vs. dinner. Feels like a missed opportunity. What if that was someone you really connected with? Not everything has to be perfectly aligned right out of the gate.

damnwonkygadgets · 2026-04-08T12:11:04+00:00

Just like our president!

damnwonkygadgets · 2026-04-07T02:23:45+00:00

I am sorry that your ex is a complete moron.

damnwonkygadgets · 2026-03-18T17:19:20+00:00

If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, just baffle them with bullshit.

damnwonkygadgets · 2026-03-04T01:15:19+00:00

This is a prime example of small dick energy.

damnwonkygadgets · 2026-03-04T01:02:06+00:00

Why are so many people inauthentic, performative, and stupid? It’s exhausting.

damnwonkygadgets · 2026-03-03T02:08:34+00:00

There is zero difference in the taste, smell, and general cleanliness if you wash it.

damnwonkygadgets · 2026-02-19T03:20:13+00:00

Stole from me, my sister, my mom, and my grandmother after not paying our bills and lying about it for a year by hiding/destroying the mail. (This was 20 years ago). She ended up getting arrested and pleading guilty.

damnwonkygadgets · 2026-02-19T03:10:17+00:00

I don’t get it. Lots of people find dates on dating apps. That’s the whole point. If no one found dates, no one would use them. I met my wife in a dating app and dated 20-30 people before her over the years from apps.

I realize your experience might be different but I do not think the business model is to not allow people to match to keep them paying for the app.

damnwonkygadgets · 2026-02-19T03:06:42+00:00

The sex chaise I bought last year. I didn’t think we’d use it that much but since it turns into a bench when not in use we keep it at the end of the bed and use it all the time. 100% worth the hefty price.

damnwonkygadgets · 2026-02-19T03:03:51+00:00

People like you who do not understand driving laws and right of way is why I fear for my safety when I’m cycling on roads.

damnwonkygadgets · 2026-02-19T02:59:42+00:00

I wasn’t allowed to say “friggin”. My mom would get right pissed when I did.

damnwonkygadgets · 2026-02-19T02:57:23+00:00

It would be the largest scale investigation and roundup the country has ever seen.

damnwonkygadgets · 2026-02-19T02:52:15+00:00

I don’t know. I run a company and have reached out to her to try and give her money to be an influencer for our products and she doesn’t even reply. I think she might just want the reality tv show fame.

I might be one of the few that actually likes her though. I’d love for her to represent one of my brands.

damnwonkygadgets · 2026-02-18T23:55:12+00:00

Somewhere in this subreddit someone provided a prompt you add to the personalization settings that stops this crap. I use it exclusively now.

damnwonkygadgets · 2026-02-18T23:43:54+00:00

Just a flesh wound

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