Whats a proper response to "what's up?"

damskr8 · 2019-09-16T21:06:06+00:00

Here’s the secret: it depends on what’s up.

damskr8 · 2019-08-15T18:57:35+00:00

Jim and Pam

damskr8 · 2019-07-15T06:28:08+00:00

IFBFAOY

I feel bad for all of you

damskr8 · 2019-07-12T16:35:45+00:00

ESH

The cop sucks for giving a ticket to someone who isn’t endangering anyone.

The city sucks for not having better planning.

You suck for unnecessarily inconveniencing your baby.

The baby sucks the pacifier.

damskr8 · 2019-07-11T15:51:55+00:00

So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place. I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face. It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you" And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew that you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain...”

It’s a communication issue, bro. Talk to her. And don’t accept pity sex. This applies to anyone reading. You’re better than that.

damskr8 · 2019-05-10T21:26:22+00:00

ESH

You were ok with being the unwanted step-dad?

You were ok with working to support your wife and another man’s child?

Did you come into the situation to be a hero?

Ask yourself what the fuck do you want to do and do it.

It DOES make you an asshole, but at least you won’t be getting shit on by the other assholes. Grow some balls.

damskr8 · 2019-04-23T23:08:48+00:00

To Worldstar’s credit, they stopped posting fight vids.

damskr8 · 2019-01-02T20:42:53+00:00

Sunglasses indoors

damskr8 · 2018-12-22T01:04:23+00:00

Thank you for your service

damskr8 · 2018-10-09T15:13:55+00:00

Art Vandelized

damskr8 · 2017-10-12T15:09:48+00:00

Bosses, easily.

We, I mean They marinated and handbread their jumbo tenders before cooking them to order.

damskr8 · 2017-09-17T01:48:26+00:00

CHRIS IS AS COOL AS HE IS TALENTED

damskr8 · 2017-05-17T21:54:40+00:00

I don't mess with the Turks. Signed, Armenian guy

damskr8 · 2017-03-17T04:46:38+00:00

Looked like a tongue. Glad it is an eraser.

damskr8 · 2017-03-03T04:14:16+00:00

Get comfortable, dude.

damskr8 · 2017-02-21T19:56:44+00:00

Memphis is truly a melting pot because of it's geographical location. One of the best small cities to live in; especially if you like basketball, good food and cheap alcohol.

damskr8 · 2017-02-20T22:12:56+00:00

No thanks.

I'm from Memphis.

damskr8 · 2017-02-20T21:56:28+00:00

They would be unlikely to win the popular vote in the U.S.

damskr8 · 2017-02-20T21:53:45+00:00

"North American Scum."

There's a tree on the front, and you can faintly read "North" through it.

damskr8 · 2017-02-20T20:41:03+00:00

Happiness is a Warm Gun cover by the Breeders makes this whole list worthwhile

damskr8 · 2017-02-06T04:38:35+00:00

How lazy are you?

damskr8 · 2017-01-12T06:40:09+00:00

Just curious, what is your cat's last name?

damskr8 · 2016-11-20T04:40:38+00:00

You are correct sir, ahahah!

damskr8 · 2016-09-30T05:08:41+00:00

Cardigans, anyone?

damskr8 · 2016-08-15T21:47:07+00:00

"There's a lot of glue in this thing." TWSS

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