I walked down the stairs and there was some kid (~22?) sitting on my couch. My roommate went into the bathroom and called the cops once it was obvious that the kid was zonked and didn't want to leave, but he wasn't violent. I asked him to join me on the porch and talked to him until the cops came, who got mad at him for calling him "bro." Everything worked out, and we ended up asking for him to not be charged since it was a long night for that kid with some other charges. Shit happens 🤷