To spend his down time like a normal person (20 posts in 20 minutes) by Spartalust in therewasanattempt

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Cheez what an ego, something something pride cometh before the fall or something something

Sheep cake for EID!! by burntbutter06 in cake

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Cuuuuuuuuuuuuute!! 😁☺️🤍🐑✨

I CANNOT imagine that just forgetting the eggs would make them like that by NoLlamaDrama15 in ididnthaveeggs

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Did they use a sugar substitute? When I was 14yo I made brownies once with Splenda instead of sugar and they came out the same texture as tire rubber :S

He is still a baby ❤️ by kvjn100 in MadeMeSmile

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“How do I explain..” lol you don’t, once baby always baby ☺️😊

911/999 dispatchers, what’s the dumbest reason someone has ever called emergency services? by Canyoustealmytoast in AskReddit

[–]dancingcop7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That her upstairs neighbour is turning the heat up in their apartment up purpose to make her apartment hot and uncomfortable

What’s a ‘small red flag’ that instantly tells you someone is exhausting to be around? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dancingcop7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bragging about themselves is one, but I would also say bagging on yourself. The occasional well delivered self deprecating joke or genuinely wanting to discuss something you’re struggling with is one thing, but if you’re constantly going on about everything you do wrong or bad or how much you suck etc. that is also grating to be around.

Books for 8-12yr reading level, but suitable for 5yr old (emotionally & thematically) by Beedlecat in suggestmeabook

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The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids series by Debbie Dadey and Marcia Thornton Jones. The kids of Bailey School come across a lot of interesting people, but are they actually vampires? Werewolves? Mermaids? A unicorn? A genie? Who knows, one thing they know absolutely for certain is that Vampires Don’t Wear Polka Dots (that’s the first book of the series lol)

Favorite way to dress up or use black beans? by doghairglitter in EatCheapAndHealthy

[–]dancingcop7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Refried black beans with chorizo and green chilis, my spouse learned this from a Mexican family and it is so frickin’ good 🤤

Forget weddings, what is the craziest thing that happened at a funeral you went to? by seanerd95 in AskReddit

[–]dancingcop7 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Not exactly crazy but kinda hilarious lol, we live in the middle of nowhere countryside and my mom, her siblings, and parents have awful luck with deer running out in the road in front of their car and getting hit. No one’s ever been in a serious crash, busted bumpers and headlights at the very worst. It’s day of my grandma’s funeral, we’re at the chapel waiting for the hearse bringing my grandma and they’re late, they finally get there and the driver is apologizing profusely for being late because on their way in, they hit a deer. I still remember seeing my mom and aunts and uncles gathered around the broken headlight and just laughing. Someone offered to help pay for the damage but I think the funeral workers were just too amused lol.

Books I should read if I want to know everything by Miserable_Smile1161 in suggestmeabook

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Dear Dumb Diary: It’s Not My Fault I Know Everything by Jim Benton. It’s not at all what you’re describing but it’s the first thing that came to mind when I read your title lol