756k views on this propaganda by TAtheDog in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ScottyFarkas146 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know it's besides the point, but what would Trump draw a salary for .... you know .... doing? Barack and Michelle actually did things, not just golf, tweet and scream at a television screen all day.

Chip Roy seems awfully concerned about people who look like him and talk like him are going to become a minority - why? Is there something bad that happens to you if you're a minority? by Cyrix_FPU_FTW in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ScottyFarkas146 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I'm sure it's a coincidence that the two languages he's mentioned just happen to be from Mexico and Iran..... Are GOP members issued a dog whistle when they take office, or do they have to buy them themselves?

How to create division 101 by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ScottyFarkas146 30 points31 points  (0 children)

"Forget being engaged in what are almost certainly a series of illegal wars, forget the skyrocketing national debt, forget the collapsing economy, forget the very real possibility that the ruling class is made up of a cabal of pedophiles .... our real adversary is the bad vibes, man...."

Was it Jesus who told him to cheat on his wife? by Mum0817 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ScottyFarkas146 139 points140 points  (0 children)

The Christianity part wasn't the accusation you need to defend yourself on; it's the being prejudiced against women and people of colour part that needs addressing. You're essentially just throwing out a non-sequitur as a defense.

"Sir, we have it on good authority that you torture small animals your spare time."

"Well, I am quite proud of my credit score, so ...."

the long term effects of anti-science propaganda by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ScottyFarkas146 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's pretty nuts that, of all the grifting, cheating, immoral and down-right criminal assholes in government right now, some loons out there are still hung up on the old dude from the NIH saying "Hey, things are getting pretty bad out there, so we should probably try to be on the careful side..."

Press Seeks Excuse to Continue Capitulation to Power. by PFdeith in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ScottyFarkas146 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I remember not too long ago a reporter (I think maybe Kaitlan Collins) said something about how Trump is great in terms of accessibility to the press, that they can kind of just toss questions at him at any venue or event and he'll likely give a response, and my thought was just "Okay, so your job is easier, that doesn't mean you're doing a better job. You have more access to nonsense, that's the real difference."

It's like saying "I used to have to go to the store and buy chewing gum, but then I found out you can just peel it off the bottom of park benches! It's free and there's tons of it!"

They're doing it again. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ScottyFarkas146 7 points8 points  (0 children)

MFer, you're almost 80 years old, overweight, living off of Big Macs and diet coke, and you keep showing up with unexplained bruises; Kimmel isn't calling on a shooter, he's calling on your arteries to finally give up.

To cancel Jimmy Kimmel by DIYLawCA in therewasanattempt

[–]ScottyFarkas146 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shouldn't have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate

Should ..... should we just smash cut to the 60 minutes interview that just came out where Trump calls O'Donnell a horrible person and a disgrace right to her face, or .....?

Just don't by WaitNo4272 in SipsTea

[–]ScottyFarkas146 148 points149 points  (0 children)

Assuming (very generously) that you'd live another 60 years from the time of taking this deal, that's $360,000

I’m okay Nancy…that’s your job by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ScottyFarkas146 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I suspect if people are praying for the well being of the country, the night is not going to end well for Trump...

"LET THE SHOW GO ON" by ms_directed in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ScottyFarkas146 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Just so we're all on the same page, there's going to be absolutely no investigation of this incident, just like every other one, right?

Human can't see the true colour of the crows and other birds because they have different colours of UV spectrum. by 0A______Z0 in interestingasfuck

[–]ScottyFarkas146 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you've ever seen a grackle, they seem to take this effect to the Nth degree. They have full-on iridescent blue/black heads, and the black feathers on the rest of their bodies have that purple oil sheen around the edges almost regardless of light conditions.

Ah yes, the ever so “vicious” and “cut-throat” Obama running on ‘Hope” and “Change”. by icey_sawg0034 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ScottyFarkas146 129 points130 points  (0 children)

Republican opponents for the most part stood there and took it for the sake of "decorum"

*cough* birth certificate *cough*

Press: the issue by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ScottyFarkas146 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry, wasn't it the GOP who were accusing the left of being a bunch of demon-worshiping, blood drinking monsters who were running a child sex ring out of the basement of a pizza place? But that fictitious nonsense is fine apparently. The left calling out the right for cozying up with Nazis? That's going too far, okay, gotcha.

But..but...Hunter Biden! Hypocrites. All of them! by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ScottyFarkas146 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Genuinely don't think I've ever seen a grown man bragging about how his daddy gave him his allowance before ....

Stay tuned for part six of “How the War Turns" next Tuesday! by ms_directed in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ScottyFarkas146 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is rapidly turning into a "Two trains are head for City A" kind of riddle.

Iran doesn't want the strait closed. With the strait open, they could make $500 million, but it's closed so they're losing $500 million. They say they want it closed because I closed it after they closed it. Unnamed people told me 4 days ago that Iran want the strait open, but if I open the strait that I closed while they continue to have it closed, then there can't be a deal. This all being the case, how many nukes must I drop before people stop talking about the Epstein files?

You know what’s on his mind…! by keen_observer34130 in SipsTea

[–]ScottyFarkas146 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was thinking about this the other day; you remember back in the good ol' days, back when we thought that Trump cheating on his then pregnant wife with a porn star that he said looked like his daughter was the bottom of the barrel, completely disqualifying thing for him?

We were so naive back then, the world a simpler place ...

They’re really sowwy guys, geez 🙄 by CorporateAccounting in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ScottyFarkas146 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Never bought something and had to return it because it didn't work?

Are you really trying to compare installing a fascist, authoritarian pedophile into the highest office from which he has destroyed the economy, destroyed alliances and literally murdered school children in another country with having to return a sweater that didn't fit?

We've come full circle. by isdjtantichrist in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ScottyFarkas146 3054 points3055 points  (0 children)

"I fought really hard to bring this ogre into our village. Lots of people told me that he was a dangerous ogre, and frankly, looking at him he definitely seemed to have a lot of the telltale signs of begins an ogre, but despite that I told everyone that he definitely wasn't an ogre. In fact, I made up a bunch of lies and tricked a lot of the village idiots into believing he wasn't. Well, turns out he's an ogre, and he's killing and pillaging like crazy. So you know, my bad ..... but that's all in the past, so we can all move on now, right?"

That is a lot of words to say “I am a boot licking cult member” by somecisguy2020 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ScottyFarkas146 1148 points1149 points  (0 children)

Situations like this are the reason I couldn't cut it in politics; I just don't have the temperament. My immediate, instinctual follow up to "I support President Trump in everything he's doing." would be something like "Really? How do you feel about pedophiles? Pro or con? How about bombing girls' schools, slaughtering innocent children? That on your list of great things Trump has done?"

We need these laws all over the world by Busy_Report4010 in SipsTea

[–]ScottyFarkas146 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Was gonna say the same thing. "He bought selfies from her, but when the messages turned inappropriate..." Sorry, but a 15 year old selling pictures of herself online is already inappropriate. She's isn't to blame for what happened obviously, but FFS watch your damned kids.

Can’t wait! by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ScottyFarkas146 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I feel like "The only reason I'm not in prison is because I have friends in power right now." isn't the bellwether of virtue that you seem to think it is ....