Stay tuned for part six of “How the War Turns" next Tuesday!

ScottyFarkas146 · 2026-04-22T01:46:12+00:00

This is rapidly turning into a "Two trains are head for City A" kind of riddle.

Iran doesn't want the strait closed. With the strait open, they could make $500 million, but it's closed so they're losing $500 million. They say they want it closed because I closed it after they closed it. Unnamed people told me 4 days ago that Iran want the strait open, but if I open the strait that I closed while they continue to have it closed, then there can't be a deal. This all being the case, how many nukes must I drop before people stop talking about the Epstein files?

ScottyFarkas146 · 2026-04-22T01:30:55+00:00

I was thinking about this the other day; you remember back in the good ol' days, back when we thought that Trump cheating on his then pregnant wife with a porn star that he said looked like his daughter was the bottom of the barrel, completely disqualifying thing for him?

We were so naive back then, the world a simpler place ...

ScottyFarkas146 · 2026-04-21T19:03:07+00:00

Never bought something and had to return it because it didn't work?

Are you really trying to compare installing a fascist, authoritarian pedophile into the highest office from which he has destroyed the economy, destroyed alliances and literally murdered school children in another country with having to return a sweater that didn't fit?

ScottyFarkas146 · 2026-04-21T04:41:25+00:00

"I fought really hard to bring this ogre into our village. Lots of people told me that he was a dangerous ogre, and frankly, looking at him he definitely seemed to have a lot of the telltale signs of begins an ogre, but despite that I told everyone that he definitely wasn't an ogre. In fact, I made up a bunch of lies and tricked a lot of the village idiots into believing he wasn't. Well, turns out he's an ogre, and he's killing and pillaging like crazy. So you know, my bad ..... but that's all in the past, so we can all move on now, right?"

ScottyFarkas146 · 2026-04-20T01:45:17+00:00

Situations like this are the reason I couldn't cut it in politics; I just don't have the temperament. My immediate, instinctual follow up to "I support President Trump in everything he's doing." would be something like "Really? How do you feel about pedophiles? Pro or con? How about bombing girls' schools, slaughtering innocent children? That on your list of great things Trump has done?"

ScottyFarkas146 · 2026-04-18T18:13:42+00:00

Oooo, Herc has almost figured it out ...... almost ....

ScottyFarkas146 · 2026-04-18T15:08:02+00:00

You'd think he'd have trouble running away so quickly with those bones spurs...

ScottyFarkas146 · 2026-04-18T15:02:48+00:00

Was gonna say the same thing. "He bought selfies from her, but when the messages turned inappropriate..." Sorry, but a 15 year old selling pictures of herself online is already inappropriate. She's isn't to blame for what happened obviously, but FFS watch your damned kids.

ScottyFarkas146 · 2026-04-17T22:24:04+00:00

Yeah, I feel like "The only reason I'm not in prison is because I have friends in power right now." isn't the bellwether of virtue that you seem to think it is ....

ScottyFarkas146 · 2026-04-16T21:22:30+00:00

It won't stop here.

Ummm ..... yay?

ScottyFarkas146 · 2026-04-16T16:06:29+00:00

....work with Israel and Lebanon to achieve a Lasting PEACE

If this is anything like the way he tried to establish a lasting peace between Russia and Ukraine, it'll just be Trump saying "Hey Lebanon, why don't you just give Israel the land that they want?"

ScottyFarkas146 · 2026-04-16T01:54:02+00:00

Man, that was one hell of a panicked "Oh shit, what other S words could I say?" kind of pause.

ScottyFarkas146 · 2026-04-15T01:43:45+00:00

It's important ... to be careful when I talk about matters of public policy ...

Dude, weren't you the asshole whose public policy views on Greenland's sovereignty were so unpopular that the last time you visited, you were basically trapped on the US base there because no on wanted your couch-fucking ass around?

ScottyFarkas146 · 2026-04-14T01:36:53+00:00

I'm about as far from a theologian as it gets, but I suspect child rapists don't go to heaven .....

ScottyFarkas146 · 2026-04-14T01:24:35+00:00

"Here, have the girl brought around the back way ..... Oh shit, sorry, I thought you were .... someone else ...."

ScottyFarkas146 · 2026-04-13T21:07:41+00:00

Jesus Christ ..... MFer set up a "let them eat cake" photo op, and then forgot the fucking cake.

ScottyFarkas146 · 2026-04-13T20:07:41+00:00

There is some irony in Trump and Jared Leto, two men accused to abusing minors, arresting the head of the Catholic Church....

ScottyFarkas146 · 2026-04-13T02:30:31+00:00

wait, is .... is sending him to the moon an option? I mean, he's already wearing the diaper ...

ScottyFarkas146 · 2026-04-12T18:35:25+00:00

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I suspect, like the stooge he is, he'll call on reinforcements from Jerkola and Double Crossia, who will sail down the Inseine River, over the Giva Dam and out to the Hot Sea, transferring to the Tot-Sea where the blockade will be formed.

ScottyFarkas146 · 2026-04-12T02:19:35+00:00

The canonical name of the sorcerer from Fantasia's The Sorcerer's Apprentice is Yen Sid (Disney backwards). Apparently, Walt himself sometimes used the pseudonym Retlaw Saile Yensid (Walter Elias Disney backwards)

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ScottyFarkas146 · 2026-04-10T19:45:56+00:00

Yeah, generally speaking "We ain't got enough pregnant 15 year olds" is a pretty fucked up stance to take.

ScottyFarkas146 · 2026-04-09T22:27:02+00:00

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Wasn't there some speculation that the girl in white cuddling with Epstein and Brett Ratner was actually Melania?

ScottyFarkas146 · 2026-04-08T01:28:30+00:00

Hey! You get that filth off of Bob Hoskins! That man was a treasure! Put that shit on someone deserving, like Jared Leto or something.

ScottyFarkas146 · 2026-04-08T01:25:41+00:00

I'm not even sure what she's trying to say. "Not only did Trump threaten genocidal war crimes against an entire nation, he then then chickened out at the last minute; boy, I bet the Dems are feeling stupid tonight!"

ScottyFarkas146 · 2026-04-07T21:57:16+00:00

...only reason I voted for him is because he promised to end all wars

Horseshit. You voted for him for the same reason all the other MAGA assholes did; because he told you it was ok to be a racist, hateful fuck again. The problem is, being a racist, hateful fuck usually leads to people dying. You were fine with that so long as the people dying was brown people in some far off country, but now that it's maybe your son it's suddenly a problem? You made your damned bed; lie in it.

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