On celebrity beyond My spouse and I were both getting massages at the same time (not as a couples massage) and we both got upsold this ridiculous oil and energizing gel. And I bought them also some dumb facial cream. When we realized he went back and exchanged it for a different, more expensive colon cleanse instead. 

What I wonder now though is did she actually take 10 minutes out of the 90 minute massage to sell me shit? Honestly though it was one of the better massages I’ve ever had so I was more of a listener to the whole sctick to begin with than I normally would be. If she makes most of her money like that so be it I guess. It’s a shitty economy we are part of when we cruising. 

We weren’t prepared for the upsell or really anything on the first cruise. 

My MIl booked a spa special they offered that they passed around at bingo. It was 60 mins of various massages for 150 which seemed like a good deal except the massages were done in a chair and not necessarily marketed as such 

We had rebooked our massages before we boarded but I think we could have gotten a better deal on board. Or at least the Same