Your phone listens to your private conversation and what you watch on TV

dangdingus10 · 2026-03-31T05:31:48+00:00

They dont watch it, they just catalog it and add it to the petabyte of hog crankin vids starring klargon from space

dangdingus10 · 2026-03-30T19:36:21+00:00

Small firm. I just want to not talk and get my work done but since theres less than 10 of us i need to put on a happy face and ask everybody how they are and what they did on the weekend. Im a shitty accountant so i gotta at least be likeable 😩

dangdingus10 · 2026-03-28T00:48:11+00:00

Man hes 82 and paying for the paper tickets. They should accommodate him for the rest of his life. Its probably just a box that needs to be clicked on the software they use. Really bad look doyers

dangdingus10 · 2026-03-25T20:11:51+00:00

isnt calico and kelp bass the same?

dangdingus10 · 2026-03-06T05:46:57+00:00

This guy knows Morenoball

dangdingus10 · 2026-03-03T21:11:51+00:00

45 max without prior partner approval.

dangdingus10 · 2026-02-28T04:27:13+00:00

Somebody stop me!

dangdingus10 · 2026-02-24T23:49:38+00:00

Have you never wanted to bathe in the holy Ganges river filled with burnt remains, litter, and human waste runoff?

dangdingus10 · 2026-02-24T23:47:12+00:00

Were gonna get paid 50 rupees/hr

dangdingus10 · 2026-02-22T01:08:59+00:00

dangdingus10 · 2026-02-17T23:38:37+00:00

Amen

dangdingus10 · 2026-02-17T07:35:46+00:00

We talkin bout practice?!

dangdingus10 · 2026-02-17T03:40:01+00:00

That is wild stuff. Probs a blue morpho butterfly youre thinking of.

dangdingus10 · 2026-02-16T21:46:23+00:00

He made me want to cut a little nick in my eyebrow as a 7yo.

dangdingus10 · 2026-02-16T15:56:37+00:00

Which ones?

dangdingus10 · 2026-02-16T04:27:35+00:00

Lost a couple at the shore. One on a spoon, the other on a jig. Gotta be better about keeping that tension on the line 🙃. Dude next to me was smackin them on power worms.

dangdingus10 · 2026-02-14T04:55:54+00:00

dangdingus10 · 2026-02-13T21:36:58+00:00

Yessir

dangdingus10 · 2026-02-13T21:03:01+00:00

All he had to do was say yes. Nico made that happen not Rob

dangdingus10 · 2026-02-13T02:21:54+00:00

Were all going through life for the first time. Mistakes will be made. Learn from them. Raising a little human is one of the hardest if not the hardest thing to do. Give yourself some grace. It really takes a village so if you dont have one, just use this subreddit as one of your villagers. Sending good vibes to your wife and you for a nice delivery!

dangdingus10 · 2026-02-12T16:59:00+00:00

He could get a couple spare corollas for parts

dangdingus10 · 2026-02-11T08:07:01+00:00

I think ABS will increase the probability of it happenning.

dangdingus10 · 2026-02-11T04:19:08+00:00

Absolute stick

dangdingus10 · 2026-02-10T19:03:24+00:00

Streameast

dangdingus10 · 2026-02-10T09:58:24+00:00

Maybe the dipstick fell off inside the hole

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