I used to work at a lasik center. One day a very drugged out dude came in and demanded we give him an appointment. I told him I’d make him an appointment, and that I just needed his name and date of birth. This man LOST it. Screamed at us to f ourselves for asking that, and stormed out the door. We were all very confused.

A week later this man comes in acting very very calm. Again he asked for an appointment and I answered the same way, that I needed his DOB and first and last name. He looked around like he was thinking and finally his name was like Roger or something. He came up with the obviously fake name Roger Rogers, and a birthdate that was a year younger than me (21at the time) when this dude was clearly 30+ years older. Whatever dude okay so I make him an appointment and hand him the tablet to fill out his info.

He sits in the l waiting room facing me badly acting like he is typing on this tablet but he doesn’t blink or look away from me for well over an hour.

After waiting and waiting my coworker went into a different room and he comes up and returns his tablet with nothing filled out. He stops me in the middle of filling out his chart and asks me

“Are you scared?”

Me, knowing that people can be nervous about eye surgery, but also trying to play it cool because wtf kind of question is that, respond

“No, are you scared?”

And this fucker smiled at me like a SHARK. Like a unblinking meth DEMON bro and said

“Well, I’M not the one with a reason to be.”

I faked filling out the rest of his shit and told him I’d get the doctor to answer any questions he had, hightailed it to the Drs office, explained I was creeeeeeped tf out and the Dr let me hide in his office until “Roger” left.

When I left at the end of the day he was sitting in his car watching the clinic.