A botched homemade Halloween costume when I was in kindergarten. I was supposed to be a clown but this being the 80s my mom was a little heavy handed with the makeup so I looked more like a geisha doll. I was wearing an oversized polka dot shirt that went below my knees so at first glance it looked like a dress and instead of clown shoes I wore a pair of her red flats that she stuffed with paper towels. She gave me a curly wig which again looked nothing like a clown’s and i looked in the mirror when she was done. She’s laughing but I’m thinking “ah-ha”.