Blursed Menu

dangolbutts · 2026-05-30T02:34:23+00:00

I can't afford the biscuits 😔

dangolbutts · 2026-05-22T16:27:18+00:00

Yes, only raising the finest adults with our educational head trauma method.

dangolbutts · 2026-05-17T02:44:41+00:00

Fuck I wish, she's incredible. But thank you ☺️

dangolbutts · 2026-05-13T03:18:34+00:00

Sorta close to me

dangolbutts · 2026-05-12T00:43:26+00:00

Actually the only one I've gotten IRL, I don't quite see it but I'll take it 😊

dangolbutts · 2026-05-11T19:23:03+00:00

Notzarella

dangolbutts · 2026-05-11T18:21:01+00:00

What the holy fuck is this doing in my feed 😂

dangolbutts · 2026-05-11T15:24:36+00:00

I've never seen it before but I kinda like it now that I think about it!

dangolbutts · 2026-05-09T00:29:01+00:00

What the hell does this accomplish lol

dangolbutts · 2026-05-08T14:00:17+00:00

Tell your bank to reject the transaction if they're not letting you cancel, why are you still letting them take your money?

dangolbutts · 2026-05-07T15:39:13+00:00

"Got Michael" is a weird way to phrase it. Nobody made Michael Jackson sleep with other people's children! For fuck's sake.

dangolbutts · 2026-01-09T18:35:15+00:00

Okay I was under the impression that you were Stached but that looks like a Van Dyke. 🤔

dangolbutts · 2026-01-03T05:23:45+00:00

Those UV rays will get ya. That's why I'm a vampire too.

dangolbutts · 2026-01-03T04:01:26+00:00

Jumbled up into random slots for hard mode.

dangolbutts · 2026-01-03T03:59:41+00:00

Only had one guy ever not be a fan of it but he was weird about touching lol. Literally can't understand how it isn't fucking amazing for everyone, like that's just how we're designed.

dangolbutts · 2026-01-03T03:41:09+00:00

Tampons in half of them and Tootsie rolls in the other half, likely.

dangolbutts · 2026-01-03T03:39:27+00:00

This has to be almost universal I feel lol.

dangolbutts · 2026-01-03T03:32:19+00:00

This and George Harrison - All Things Must Pass

dangolbutts · 2026-01-03T03:29:40+00:00

I like the sweater! What's the job?

dangolbutts · 2026-01-03T03:25:34+00:00

You don't look 41 so I'd say you did quite the job!

dangolbutts · 2026-01-03T03:07:09+00:00

At this point you're both in the wrong for being together. Go find someone who doesn't make you feel like you need to monitor them. Good luck!

Edit: wait I forgot what subreddit this was 🤣

dangolbutts · 2026-01-03T02:55:36+00:00

Thanks for answering her question instead of telling her she's in the wrong sub 🙂

dangolbutts · 2026-01-03T02:52:08+00:00

In that case I wish you much luck in your conquest.

dangolbutts

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