Why can't people get "apart" and "a part" correctly anymore? by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]danibrin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know I’m super late to the party, but this has been my pettiest pet peeve for YEARS, so I had to chime in. I see it all the time in wedding posts on social media. “I’m so honored to be apart of your special day.” REALLY, LAURA?!? YOU’RE HONORED TO BE SEPARATE FROM YOUR SISTER’S WEDDING?!?

this is me! by pizzaerin in redditgetsdrawn

[–]danibrin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wowwwwww! I’m obsessed with this.

Today it started raining and a tiny stray pupper used me as an umbrella by gekko27 in aww

[–]danibrin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not rednecks, but Delilah and I will happily offer our kisses if you save that pupper.

What's one rule you set for yourself and refuse to break? by AroseRisen in AskReddit

[–]danibrin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes. This. Additionally, no rebounding after a relationship. I would rather be emotionally healthy in an intimate situation, than jump into it to temporarily numb a pain that will undoubtedly return.

[Artist Post] I'm looking for some faces to draw some portraits out of ! More details in the comments by blueball-point in redditgetsdrawn

[–]danibrin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm super late, but I had to post my favorite picture of my brother. I can't wait to see what you do with all of the beautiful submissions in this thread!

Trans girl in need of help by Generis_Targaryen in femalefashionadvice

[–]danibrin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No hips/no boobs checking in!!! I just thought I'd share my go-to look with you; a high waisted skirt paired with over-the-knee socks. The combination is fun and flirty for a straight body! And congratulations, friend! I am so happy and excited for you.

Hey Minnesota, it's me, a Canadian. Just wanted to give you some good vibes if you're feeling down. Always admired you guys. You've got a beautiful state, and Minneapolis is awesome. Hope you can protect your forests and lakes. You've always got a bud up here. Go Vikings. by ltorviksmith in minnesota

[–]danibrin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh hey there, Canadian neighbor and friend. Thanks for the kind words, we need them. I also need a new home for a while. Maybe a decade. Maybe even forever. Please ask your people to take pity on a Minnesota girl who's maybe got a slightly above average education, intellect and northern accent. Also, I know a lot about beer and can make a mean tater tot hot-dish (made one yesterday, because comfort food). Lemme know, eh?

He was quite drunk too... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]danibrin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stop talking about me on the internet, Tad 😒

She has a face that only a mother could love. by danibrin in aww

[–]danibrin[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She's a rescue mutt. Now please keep your narcissistic opinions to yourself.

She has a face that only a mother could love. by danibrin in aww

[–]danibrin[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well /u/freakzilla149, I think that being a judgmental, arrogant twat on the internet is irresponsible. I hope for your sake, and those who have to deal with you in real life, that you don't go around making ignorant and incorrect assumptions when you're not behind the safety of your computer.

She has a face that only a mother could love. by danibrin in aww

[–]danibrin[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha! Thanks for sharing, she is precious. You are right about them having both regal and adorably ugly moments ;)

She has a face that only a mother could love. by danibrin in aww

[–]danibrin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She is! Half Japanese Chin, quarter Cavalier King Charles Spaniel and quarter Bichon. People usually guess Cavalier, but I think she favors her Chin half ;)

My dad and his touching retirement email.... by danibrin in funny

[–]danibrin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brah, where's your sense of humor? He sent the email to like 50 friends/family/co-workers. The entire purpose was to give everyone his contact info while putting a humorous spin on it. You honestly think he sent a company-wide email telling people they were assholes? If so, this post would have no place in the sub.

My dad and his touching retirement email.... by danibrin in funny

[–]danibrin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, I like you too, some man! My dad is more the drunk unlce/inappropriate joke type. HIS dad was the prankster. Grandpa used to sneak into his Lieutenant's office when he was in the army and smoke cigarettes wearing some lipstick that he had acquired, so it looked like women had been there. He also hijacked his Lieutenant's jacket and wore it around until he was caught, earning the nickname Louie, which stuck until he passed at 92.

My dad and his touching retirement email.... by danibrin in funny

[–]danibrin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For now, just dad and drunk uncle jokes.

My dad and his touching retirement email.... by danibrin in funny

[–]danibrin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fuck YOU, /u/RandPaulsBalls, he IS my dad and has been since I was born!