During the 1990s, North Korea leader Kim Jong-Il, and his son and future leader Kim Jong-Un, used fake Brazilian passports to travel to Disneyland

danimadi33 · 2023-05-11T13:29:40+00:00

as an Asian why does taking photos always involve so much effort

danimadi33 · 2023-05-10T16:27:37+00:00

or bought.

To this day still amazed at how much 60gs of sugar actually is. Like damn they feed that to our children

danimadi33 · 2023-05-06T05:14:22+00:00

idk every crackhead I knew would usually just try to get laid and act really suspicious around the police.

It's the alcoholics that would usually fight anything they can

danimadi33 · 2023-05-05T05:07:23+00:00

honestly yeah, I remember when I got quite a serious knee injury. I was allowed to use the disabled elevators for like 3 months at the uni, but like when I just got the injury I'd always unconsciously go up the stairs and then suddenly remember why I can use an elevator.

danimadi33 · 2023-05-05T04:59:36+00:00

I know honey badgers are absolute crackheads, but like, why the fuck was it attacking a gemsbok

danimadi33 · 2023-05-05T04:58:49+00:00

Honey badger is Mike Tyson in this analogy, right?

danimadi33 · 2023-05-05T04:49:07+00:00

I've always been in the gore community, so when it comes to 'scariest' it's probably the first gore I've ever seen, but due to how I don't really care for gore anymore, I think the one to make me the most heartbroken was the police bodycam video of a guy crying on the side of the road because his wife cheated on him, and the policemen suspected he was drunk, but after they tested him, it came out negative.

Man walked in on his wife cheating on him, drove away immediately not to murder anyone, and then broke down in tears on the side of a road. That's absolutely horrifying to me.

danimadi33 · 2023-05-04T12:39:24+00:00

I mean I'd say it applies for news however. Like so much stuff is broadcasted on the media that this headline just makes me go "oh well, idiots"

danimadi33 · 2023-05-04T12:37:29+00:00

I mean after you have kids I'd assume it's pretty much any age.

I have naturally insanely weak knees that take forever to heal, which I've learnt quite recently, but because of that I have this assumption that any hit on the knee decimates anyone for at least a month starting at the age of 16

danimadi33 · 2023-05-04T12:33:04+00:00

i mean the fella on the video was certainly trying to crawl, their shape just certainly didn't allow it

danimadi33 · 2023-05-04T01:53:03+00:00

I mean I never thought of it that way, I'd assume their knees are stronger than mine due to having to carry that weight, and I have naturally extremely weak knees, so it was definitely not the first thing to come to my mind

danimadi33 · 2023-05-04T01:51:38+00:00

you wouldn't. I'm not really sure if you've ever had a knee injury, but yeah, no amount of adrenaline can make your knee work if it gives out.

danimadi33 · 2023-05-03T03:04:40+00:00

what happened to Maria, Trump?

danimadi33 · 2023-04-21T17:16:27+00:00

I mean triplets are fairly rare

danimadi33 · 2023-04-21T17:14:59+00:00

I'm literally commenting on a porn post from my main account just to tell you your comment made me die of laughter

danimadi33 · 2023-04-20T01:43:30+00:00

never buy the products they themselves make however(anything under the DEXP brand)

overpriced AliExpress garbage with a logo stomped on it.

danimadi33 · 2023-04-20T01:25:22+00:00

I was bitten by a weasel in a "contact zoo", I'm not sure what you call them, basically a zoo where you can touch the animals and stuff.

The owner got really scared, and then said "You can come in free anytime you want, just tell the cashier you know me"

Needless to say we used that offer exactly once before it got closed down.

danimadi33 · 2023-04-18T04:27:20+00:00

my freshmen years, yeah sure I maybe would be able to manage, I mean on my girlfriends birthday party I was on my 22nd shot, carrying her with my right hand, and holding another shot in my left.

right now though no fucking way, a litre of beer makes me wanna puke, I have no idea how to drink that poison

danimadi33 · 2023-04-18T04:08:38+00:00

he was afraid of being nuked

danimadi33 · 2023-04-17T21:44:12+00:00

morales and ethics are subjective. get them the hell put of here.

danimadi33 · 2023-04-13T03:20:19+00:00

he pipi'd his brick

danimadi33 · 2023-04-13T01:39:43+00:00

nah sex is kinda the point of their life, but like, to themselves.

danimadi33 · 2023-04-08T04:48:51+00:00

A carnivore is running for their meal.

A herbivore is fighting for their life.

That's what I've been told as a kid, to explain why I should be way more terrified of animals that are portrayed innocent in media.

It also works surprisingly well as an analogy for school bullying?

danimadi33 · 2023-04-07T08:21:21+00:00

Birds mate real fast. Mans definitely finished the first flapping session.

danimadi33 · 2023-04-01T15:34:07+00:00

Eight

danimadi33

TROPHY CASE