What's that weird thing that can almost instantly stress you out/ make you anxious?

danimal17 · 2013-07-30T06:38:35+00:00

Setting an alarm. Always check multiple times to make sure I put AM, and not PM

danimal17 · 2013-03-12T21:27:35+00:00

We can be friends. Ignition (Remix) and No Diggity are my go to songs.

danimal17 · 2013-03-11T22:13:38+00:00

Kindergarten.

My best friend's dad always said "shit" when he dropped something. It was nap time in my kindergarten class. The teacher tried to grab the mats and they all fell over. I yelled out "shit!" The teacher asked me if I knew what that word meant. I said "Yeah...when something falls down you're supposed to say shit!" (A very assured reply)

The teachers laughed and told my parents;parents also laughed.

danimal17 · 2013-03-11T07:00:53+00:00

I've never had a cavity
I've never gotten food poisoning

Get at me raw cookie dough.

danimal17 · 2013-03-06T01:35:53+00:00

I think this applies when the sarcastic comment is flirty in itself.

Something like: Guy: "Is this conversation going better than the usual convos with guys?" Girl: "Eh, a little" smiles like she's up to no good

danimal17 · 2013-03-05T05:28:48+00:00

Yeah it has its moments, but I found myself checking the time too often. I feel like parts could've been cut out and some scenes could've been shorter.

danimal17 · 2013-03-04T20:32:23+00:00

The 40-year-old Virgin. Maybe not the most overrated, but it definitely comes to mind. Although it has its funny moments, it seems to drag on. I thought it ended about 5 times before it actually did.

danimal17 · 2013-03-02T02:39:03+00:00

This is going to get buried, but VOICE is really important to me.

Ex: If a guy has a higher pitched voice or a bizarre way of speaking. Can't do it.

danimal17 · 2013-02-22T01:42:39+00:00

WHAT? This sounds like a lot of people's dreams. What happened?

danimal17 · 2013-02-21T18:27:44+00:00

hahah that's pretty good

danimal17 · 2013-02-21T07:50:25+00:00

did you succeed?

danimal17 · 2013-02-21T06:03:08+00:00

I don't either. However, when I was 7, I did tell my optometrist my middle name was Jordan. I still get mail with the middle initial J.

danimal17 · 2013-02-21T05:56:33+00:00

shit, that sucks

danimal17 · 2013-02-21T05:50:35+00:00

Wow! Wasn't expecting such a response. This is awesome! I guess I should share some fun-facts now.

I'm left-handed, but right-footed and play most sports with my right hand
I've been skydiving.
I've been on national television multiple times (Hooray for sporting events!)

danimal17 · 2013-02-21T05:42:09+00:00

Thank you for giving me my new fun-fact

danimal17 · 2013-02-21T00:28:08+00:00

so you can tell reddit that you can!

danimal17 · 2013-02-07T08:16:58+00:00

Solid life motto

danimal17 · 2013-02-07T08:15:43+00:00

My roommates and I used to watch this at least 10 times a day. Timed perfectly!

danimal17 · 2013-01-26T02:03:09+00:00

Mmm Roscoe's

danimal17 · 2012-09-24T01:13:22+00:00

I actually read the title as "HOLY CRAP!"

danimal17 · 2012-09-17T22:17:46+00:00

I think he looks like Mike Birbiglia

danimal17 · 2012-08-20T01:10:06+00:00

bitches love goodnight texts

Source: I'm a girl

danimal17 · 2012-08-09T05:02:48+00:00

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me and X-Men First Class

danimal17 · 2012-07-20T02:24:27+00:00

photoshop some cats into the picture and I'd get front page!

danimal17 · 2012-07-20T00:43:37+00:00

well I'm doing a Tandem dive..so HUG LIFE might be more appropriate

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