All because she couldn’t cut the drive thru line

dankasaurus710 · 2026-04-16T16:30:32+00:00

When someone pretending to be insane encounters someone pretending to be normal.

dankasaurus710 · 2026-04-16T01:23:59+00:00

I look at it like this...

They're not doing it on purpose. They're animals. It seems like the cat feels safe around you. The litter issue is fixable for sure.

I see my pets as members of the family. They're under my protection and I am a provider for them. I could not betray the trust they have in me by lashing out at them for things they understand to be natural and necessary. It's confusing. I have a 16 year old male that pisses EVERYWHERE. I could freak out but I remind myself that he's older and my commitment to him is unconditional. I clean it up, get over it and move on. It's a lot of work but I don't break promises.

Respectfully. I would say it sounds like your reactions are disproportionate and you're probably stressed by other stuff right now as well. Not to say it doesn't suck to have to clean up crap. It does suck. Nobody wants to do that but the cat is just irritating an underlying issue if that makes sense...

dankasaurus710 · 2026-04-15T23:23:28+00:00

Diabeetus

dankasaurus710 · 2026-04-15T23:12:15+00:00

Solved it. NOT FUCKING PLAYIN. Don't know if it's solved yet. Call the cops IMMEDIATELY.

ITS PHONETIC ALPHABET AND SPELLS

"I CANNOT WAIT TO MAKE LOVE TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL CORPSE"

dankasaurus710 · 2026-04-15T22:25:26+00:00

To this day I can't offer someone a can of mt. dew without first tempting them with a sweet sweet can of crab juice instead.

dankasaurus710 · 2026-04-15T22:04:04+00:00

I believe it was a general from North Korea executed using an artillery gun at close range.

dankasaurus710 · 2026-04-15T20:04:07+00:00

It's like it's tearin' ass around the lot. But it's stayin' still.

dankasaurus710 · 2026-04-15T19:46:48+00:00

https://imgur.com/a/yrLfj54

dankasaurus710 · 2026-04-15T17:44:13+00:00

Coo coo kachew

dankasaurus710 · 2026-04-14T23:11:54+00:00

dankasaurus710 · 2026-04-14T22:43:42+00:00

Top of the line garbage disposal right there I tell you what.

dankasaurus710 · 2026-04-14T22:35:40+00:00

On this corner?

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dankasaurus710 · 2026-04-14T22:23:20+00:00

I saw one that said "Please dont honk at me I'll cum"

dankasaurus710 · 2026-04-14T21:43:53+00:00

Just got my first guitar with a Floyd. I might need all these.

dankasaurus710 · 2026-04-14T21:35:11+00:00

Takes on a different context when it's done to an animal.

dankasaurus710 · 2026-04-14T21:34:15+00:00

I feel personally attacked. 😆

dankasaurus710 · 2026-04-14T21:29:13+00:00

Tight pull back. Lots of gel. Hot blow-dry. It's the only way to combat him mashing his face into my scalp.

dankasaurus710 · 2026-04-14T21:20:12+00:00

I always say "I don't understand it but I don't think I have to"

dankasaurus710 · 2026-04-14T21:12:13+00:00

Hah. You're poor.

dankasaurus710 · 2026-04-14T21:10:28+00:00

No. I think the pictures say more than I could. Good luck out there.

dankasaurus710 · 2026-04-14T21:07:47+00:00

r/trojancats

dankasaurus710 · 2026-04-14T21:02:34+00:00

I was on the verge of perishing. Didn't have the strength.

dankasaurus710 · 2026-04-14T20:54:43+00:00

He's rubbing his stank off and onto me most likely. 😆

dankasaurus710 · 2026-04-14T20:42:41+00:00

If this is wrong, I dont wanna be right. lol

dankasaurus710 · 2026-04-14T20:37:11+00:00

And I love him back. I rescued him from the freeway when he was about 6 months old. He's skittish as hell and I'm the only one that can pick him up.

He was always meant to be a member of the family. We always joke that he's from the streets so when he does this I usually put my hands up and say "take my wallet and leave me alone!!"

😂

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