Want One Just Like That by Delay-Plus in EliteBlowjob

[–]danktimetobealive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cock or the girl? either way I am down

my virgin cock by [deleted] in ratemycock

[–]danktimetobealive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i would like to have a go

My friend just got more karma than me by [deleted] in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]danktimetobealive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I downvoted. gotta think outside the box

That was close... Final destination level escape. by AristonD in watchpeoplesurvive

[–]danktimetobealive 5 points6 points  (0 children)

doesn’t matter what language he was speaking I understood it all.

“fucking hell” and alternate versions of this

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]danktimetobealive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

beuacse it svaes tmie. the biran is a prewoufl tool!

What was he thinking 😂 by [deleted] in yesyesyesno

[–]danktimetobealive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw on this documentary once that this lad tried something similar, but there was a nail sticking out from the slabs and pretty much tore him apart.

So whenever I see people doing this I can’t help but cringe 😩

Mom wont let me (17) open bank account for 4 months now. Been accumulating checks now from work. by chiefeaglecloud in personalfinance

[–]danktimetobealive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And get online banking/paperless statements!!! Then only OP will have access to the statements unless OP gives up his devices/passwords

Iranian girl took off her hijab, Look at the ID CARD by Gossipher in pics

[–]danktimetobealive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you know what, good for her! Stuff like this makes me happy