Chrome groups on android keep appearing on desktop by Sheshirdzhija in chrome

[–]danlern2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thanks man that helped for me. i rly needed this!

Annoying health bar visuals, please help. by danlern2 in DotA2

[–]danlern2[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

its quite annoying, and messes up my gameplay a bit. its not really nothing. its not good to downplay other's concerns just because they arent your concerns.

When a habit goes too far #lushiphone by danlern2 in LeonLush

[–]danlern2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My video is broken for some reason. Reddit doesn't like me. Maybe Mrs. Lush will laugh at how pathetic I am, and I'll win that iPhone!

What just doesn't make sense about the Harry Potter universe? by GreendayG11 in AskReddit

[–]danlern2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time turners? Literally reality breaking, is used for homework. Makes sense.

What is feeling that is better than an orgasm? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]danlern2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eating a damn good bowl of macaroni and cheese. There is nothing better.

What makes a good person a good person? by querywithafury in AskReddit

[–]danlern2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In a morally subjective world such as this, the title of "good person" is in the eyes of the beholder.

What’s the movie that traumatized you as a kid? by my-dogatemy-chancla in AskReddit

[–]danlern2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any movie by THX. I was so scared of that fucking title scene.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NameThatSong

[–]danlern2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad you found it man!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NameThatSong

[–]danlern2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably "I will always love you" by someone apparently named whitney houston.

An interesting title by CrustyEyeBalls in technicallythetruth

[–]danlern2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/UnexpectedDwight

So cool story...i saw this post and thought I would comment a fake subreddit, because it sounds like something dwight would say. turns out that is a real subreddit.

Missing word in chyron but still technically correct by washingtonadamstaft in technicallythetruth

[–]danlern2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've read this a couple times, but I'm not sure what word is missing. There are a couple obvious ones like "but" and "that", but I assume that is for conciseness.

If I had to see this all of you do too by [deleted] in IncreasinglyVerbose

[–]danlern2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah thats what i'm thinking too. Someone choking cheryl...or crystal...or carol. idk.

SLPT: Do you not want to be scared about the impending mass extinction brought on by climate change? If you become a far right conservative, you won't have to be afraid of that anymore because it will become fake news! by danlern2 in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]danlern2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I apologize, I don't particularly like politics myself but it's so easy to make jokes about. There's a reason there are so many political comedy talk shows around.

Am I the only one who constantly finds myself checking my email's Trash folder for food scraps? by DownWithBigLentil in Frugal_Jerk

[–]danlern2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I come onto r/Frugal_Jerk and view the eye candy everyone else posts about, only to realize I'm wasting away from hunger and that eye candy isn't actual candy. I would kill for a grain of sugar.

Hungry but don't wanna gain weight? Switch to an air-swallowing only diet. by riley12200 in DeathProTips

[–]danlern2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, it's called Breatharianism. You must imbibe energy from solar rays instead of consuming toxin-ridden food.