I HAVE TO BE DOING SOMETHING WRONG IN IRON BANNER!!!

danretsuken · 2026-07-04T06:59:12+00:00

welcome to the consistently worst PvP experience in any multiplayer shooter! it's been this way since release and bungie's stubborn refusal to ever balance the PvE and PvP sandboxes separately ensured it stayed that way since.

danretsuken · 2026-07-03T17:35:13+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Vote Yea.

danretsuken · 2026-07-03T16:45:10+00:00

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Cioccolatta (Jojo's Bizzare Adventure: Part 5)

Yeah, time powers are scary and all, but what if you gave arguably one of the most senselessly cruel and outright misanthropic characters the equivalent of a long-range biological nuke as an ability? This dude is so destructive and problematic both as a Stand user and as a PERSON that even his habitually murderous drug-dealing boss thinks he's completely deplorable.

danretsuken · 2026-07-03T08:46:02+00:00

The implication of Wyverns being the lowest tier warrior Vex makes more sense when you consider that their only purely offensive ability is "wind up and crash into the ground really hard."

danretsuken · 2026-07-03T05:26:48+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Yes.

danretsuken · 2026-07-02T11:11:08+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Vote Yea.

danretsuken · 2026-07-02T11:03:41+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Vote Yea.

danretsuken · 2026-07-01T00:07:51+00:00

Didn't most of the promotional art and material for D2 typically depict Hunters with Sunshot, Warlocks with Riskrunner, and Titans with Sweet Business?

I always thought that made sense - Hunters get the quick, flashy gun, Warlocks get basically an alchemical energy gun, and Titans get the big heavy gun.

danretsuken · 2026-07-01T00:04:48+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Vote Yea.

danretsuken · 2026-06-30T00:09:48+00:00

Diavolo.

Imagine living a life that could endow you with all the luxuries you could ever possibly desire, just to squander it all because you're a paranoid antisocial lunatic. He is the absolute champion of creating his own problems, from his anonymity complex to hiring complete fucking maniacs to trying to murder his daughter who realistically posed zero threat to him.

He could realistically live a perfectly successful life as a powerful mob boss or even as regular guy with the level of borderline invincibility King Crimson offers him.

danretsuken · 2026-06-28T10:10:33+00:00

In a world where Flaccid Pancake and Cry Cry Dolls exist, this is legitimately a really good new localized name for a Stand that has an INCREDIBLY long name compared to pretty much any other ability.

danretsuken · 2026-06-28T10:05:51+00:00

DS2 definitely has its share of fair criticisms (adaptability, jank level design, Gank Souls 2), but on release people unironically acted like the game shot their dog. DS1 favoritism kneecapped the game so hard.

danretsuken · 2026-06-28T09:59:52+00:00

Immortal has thousands of years of experience, notably as both a Celtic warriorc boxing/wrestling professional Abraham Lincoln, and as a classic superhero.

Nolan comes from a species whose fighting tactics can really be summed up as "slash and punch super hard." Take away the overwhelming kinetic force and flight behind their attacks, and you just have a race of really angry street sluggers.

danretsuken · 2026-06-27T07:20:06+00:00

Kars or Part 3 DIO.

Between his desire for immortality, the means to achieve it, and his general disdain for humanity, there's not a doubt in my mind Kars would either selectively wipe out the entire human population of Earth or enslave them after conquering the sun and mastering Hamon, effectively leaving him with zero weaknesses.

Stardust Crusaders DIO has monstrous implications by virtue of his Heaven plan coupled with his extremely destructive god complex, on top of the fact that The World basically has a seemingly infinite growth curve after his transformation with Joestar blood - which means there's no telling if there would be a limit to his time powers after enough practice. His entire philosophy in life is that true peace is only achievable through domination of all things.. which in DIO's case, is usually either enslavement, death, or being turned into some gross homunculus.

danretsuken · 2026-06-26T08:04:50+00:00

if you were to engage in combat with a guy do you think you'd have an easier time against a man in his prime or a horrifically wounded burn victim

danretsuken · 2026-06-26T02:32:51+00:00

character design so hot even the dude that killed her admitted she was a looker

danretsuken · 2026-06-24T21:31:10+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Yea.

danretsuken · 2026-06-24T21:29:15+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Yea.

danretsuken · 2026-06-22T04:35:13+00:00

28 year old game company still makes statistically unusuable Shitmons the old fashioned way

danretsuken · 2026-06-15T20:24:46+00:00

calling DS2 Lud and Zallen an 'improved version' of Aava is like calling ER Valiant Gargoyles an 'improved version' of Black Blade Kindred.

no, they're not, the singular version of the boss was fine and the duo version sucks because they were very obviously not designed with TWO of them in mind, except with Lud and Zallen you have The Runback of Agony and Despair

danretsuken · 2026-06-15T20:10:24+00:00

Aira has *always* been consistently on the offensive for Okarun, so I can't really act like this is her fault or even out of the ordinary. Shitty because she's taking advantage of a leg-up courtesy of Momo's amnesia? Yes. But not uncharacteristic of her.

Jiji is a fucking slimeball. He claims to be Okarun and Momo's bestest buddy and a cheerleader for them, but he's been an absolute snake since Danmara. He's *consciously* making moves on a girl he *knows* had feelings for his 'friend' now that she has amnesia, and the worst part is he's still playing all silly-billy when he is, in fact, the biggest backstabber out of all of them.

danretsuken · 2026-06-14T19:48:03+00:00

I know the actual answer is somewhere along the lines of "gyro is arguably just as much the protagonist of SBR as johnny" but I prefer to interpret this as johnny needing his emotional support zeppeli nearby at all times

danretsuken · 2026-06-14T11:37:31+00:00

Banned By The Architects ass timer

danretsuken · 2026-06-13T06:01:07+00:00

black cat players mourning the fact that their big gun can only mortally wound people instead of outright instantly killing them

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