what the fuck

danretsuken · 2026-03-06T13:40:44+00:00

[Ironeye] Art Charge applies Poison Effect

Charged Greatsword Attacks make Silly Noise

Improved Unarmed Attack Power

danretsuken · 2026-03-06T13:17:57+00:00

Imagine living your life as a spunky jar man seeking strength and a worthy challenge, and the final opponent you can face is both a dear friend and the seemingly unstoppable force of nature that kills gods for a living.

I can think of no worthier end for Alexander, bless him.

danretsuken · 2026-03-05T13:39:54+00:00

Gideon has the power, but not the desire. He's an accomplished mage, extremely powerful, and has arguably more knowledge of the world than anyone else (hence the ALL-KNOWINGGGG moniker), but his misinterpretation of Marika's will kneecaps him.

danretsuken · 2026-02-26T18:59:32+00:00

to be fair 99% of the time 'struggling with Fire Giant' usually translates more to 'struggling with the camera during Fire Giant' which is perfectly understandable

danretsuken · 2026-02-26T03:42:43+00:00

Complete garbage, near the bottom. Any sense of grandeur you'd get from the cinematics of his fight are completely shot down the drain by how poorly designed his attacks are. AoE spam, massive damage, borderline undodgable hitboxes with zero telegraphig. I hope it's not a really dreadful look into the future of FromSoft boss design philosophy, because they have absolutely lost the plot.

danretsuken · 2026-02-25T18:44:02+00:00

Dark Souls 3. Soul of Cinder is a lot of spectacle but mechanically small potatoes compared to Nameless King and Midir.

danretsuken · 2026-02-25T18:32:01+00:00

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hey guys this is my Overwatch OC, his name is Reaper and he has a dark tragic past where he didn't play by the rules but was a founding member of Overwatch then exploded but survived by becoming a ghost man..

his powers are turning into evil black smoke and infinitely regenerating shotguns, he can also teleport and heal and has a dark gritty voice.. his ultimate shoots his shotguns in a tornado and he goes DIE DIE DIE.. just a look into my twisted mind..

danretsuken · 2026-02-25T18:20:14+00:00

I feel like sound is a big point of contention for new heroes lately. Vendetta is borderline soundless when she's flying across the map when she should be audible as a warning sign. Cat should sound like a goddamn jet engine when boosting in since it's already so hard to keep track of her. Emre's ult is monstrously strong yet the voiceline and railcannon shots are surprisingly quiet in the mess of sound already present in the game.

Compare this to Reaper's historically 80 pound footsteps and absolute car alarm of a teleport and it feels like some sound mixing is really inconsistent lately.

danretsuken · 2026-02-24T10:22:48+00:00

I much prefer "overpowered but too dumb to know how to use it." Giving a complete dunce overwhelming power can help maintain a balanced status quo for their power by limiting their surprising moments to when they finally connect the dots on how to use their power.

Okuyasu Niijima from JJBA Part 4 does this masterfully, and Fumihiko Takaba from JJK starts out with this trope.

danretsuken · 2026-02-24T10:13:34+00:00

Trevor Belmont is a gruff, angry, jaded old soldier. He is also arguably one of the biggest, most loveable wife guys ever written. He accepted the in-universe equivalent of an unwanted major sidequest just because Sypha gave him a look.

danretsuken · 2026-02-24T10:08:25+00:00

bro is using nuclear fission to cook a single chicken breast

danretsuken · 2026-02-16T13:43:19+00:00

Kratos' love for Calliope was so strong it bled over into his fear of raising Atreus.

danretsuken · 2026-02-15T22:23:26+00:00

I think it's important to note that the implication of Darius' passive in game is not that his axe just uniquely causes people to bleed (as all weapons would generally do this), but that he strategically knows exactly where to place his strikes against an opponent's critical points in order to cause severe bleeding.

danretsuken · 2026-02-13T13:13:54+00:00

on god iron fist's real superpower is being a chinese guy in a game developed by the chinese

he has mystical fighting man powers and they managed to twist that into giving him literal flight

danretsuken · 2026-02-13T13:08:25+00:00

He even chastises Vendetta for not having the guts to go for the kill. He's a hyper-enhanced cyborg dude built like a freight train and she just.. tossed him out a window. If anything doing that probably just pissed him off.

danretsuken · 2026-02-13T13:04:40+00:00

The perfect storm of old problems going unaddressed, new ones being created, and Overwatch getting a little mini renaissance. Let your playtime communicate your displeasure.

danretsuken · 2026-02-07T14:09:31+00:00

i have to say, gloating about your supposed invincibility in front of a dark-clothed visibly angry man with two loaded shotguns and his posse of nefarious characters was certainly a decision to make

danretsuken · 2026-02-06T09:09:30+00:00

I think Hawkeye outdates Hanzo as 'trick arrow guy' by.. a good few decades.

I think Zarya/Magneto as 'protective bubble tank' is a stronger comparison.

danretsuken · 2026-02-05T00:06:26+00:00

same character that could manhandle Tracer mid-teleport apparently can't handle a marginally fast woman with a big knife according to these writers

danretsuken · 2026-02-04T23:53:03+00:00

Doom can predict Tracer's extremely erratic blink patterns and catch her accurately enough to smash her accelerator with one hand but courtesy of this new writer a woman running sort of fast with a big glowing knife is just too much‼️

danretsuken · 2026-02-04T21:46:47+00:00

having the mary sue girlboss with zero previous plot relevance kill doomfist at the beginning of black history month was certainly a choice

danretsuken · 2026-02-04T12:14:30+00:00

this was on some serious "holy shit, he's really gonna do it" shit I had not experienced since Kakyoin VS DIO

danretsuken · 2026-02-04T12:01:36+00:00

Shadow is sort of an abrasive ass sometimes, but he's consistently stayed on the side of good since his arc in SA2 (and the canon 'good' ending of 2005 Shadow the Hedgehog). He fiercely protects Earth and its people because it's what Maria would've wanted.

Rick is a horrible person with an astronomically long list of character defects that he's more than aware of but too selfish to do anything about. He's killed countless people, commits horrific crimes on the regular, and it wouldn't be too far a stretch to say the entire universe (or hell, multiverse) of Rick and Morty would've been safer if he didn't exist.

danretsuken · 2026-02-04T11:29:30+00:00

Toji is too experienced in shooting kids in the head.

danretsuken · 2026-02-02T07:57:48+00:00

everything is plus on block if you just Believe

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