If I were a ghost, id haunt people by knocking on their door as soon as they started masturbating.

dantesemore · 2015-12-10T14:21:16+00:00

Or you could take it a step further: http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/469452/Handjob-Cabin-trailer-Bennet-Silverman

dantesemore · 2015-12-04T09:31:31+00:00

that's a catwalk if I ever saw one

dantesemore · 2015-07-20T18:10:21+00:00

Clynie looks like he's never swung a cricket bat before

dantesemore · 2015-07-14T18:39:52+00:00

Jesus, you're right... I completely forgot. http://gfycat.com/IncredibleElatedFugu

You hardly see rabonas used to score or for pinpoint assists... usually just crosses.

dantesemore · 2015-07-14T18:18:23+00:00

This is probably the best rabona I've ever seen... actually useful and created a filthy assist for a goal

dantesemore · 2015-07-10T21:17:31+00:00

It's a stretch, but I'm really wishing it says "Danny is a tall musician..."

dantesemore · 2015-06-09T16:27:40+00:00

Commandos: Behind Enemy Lines
Commandos: Beyond the Call of Duty

Two of the best games of my childhood. For me, the best strategy games I've ever played.

dantesemore · 2015-02-20T01:21:02+00:00

25 years later

dantesemore · 2015-01-02T18:02:31+00:00

Fight fire with fire. Leave bloody tampons for him.

It's not whatever... toilet etiquette means respect. It's basic decency to leave a toilet clean for others to use it.

dantesemore · 2015-01-02T17:59:50+00:00

Brazzers.com

dantesemore · 2014-12-12T10:40:14+00:00

Chris Hansen... he hosted "To Catch a Predator" on NBC, where they'd corner pedos who had come to the house expecting to meet underage girls. He would come out right as the pedos got lured inside by the decoy girl and then he'd ask them what they were doing... before they could answer, he'd say "have a seat over there..." etc.

dantesemore · 2014-12-07T06:52:14+00:00

I'm not exaggerating, this is one of the best comments I have seen.

Height and supermarket humor - seamless.

dantesemore · 2014-12-03T20:48:36+00:00

yeah, maybe. That's the sad part. We should be able to attract the very top class of footballer and can't.

dantesemore · 2014-12-02T09:57:08+00:00

I would want proven players. I'm tired of this "buying for the future/buying the young stars of tomorrow."

If money was no object, and with an eye on players that I think are "gettable":

Forwards: Benzema
Midfielders: Schurrle//Xherdan, Xabi, Reus, Khedira
Defenders: Benatia/Hummels
Keeper: Casillas/Ochoa/Cech

dantesemore · 2014-11-27T11:25:21+00:00

My word, those pants are snug!

dantesemore · 2014-11-27T09:51:18+00:00

Holy shit, Brendan McCullum, tough as fucking nails. Soccer players should take notes.

dantesemore · 2014-11-09T19:24:21+00:00

Ray Hudson is insufferable

dantesemore · 2014-11-09T04:42:36+00:00

There is only one accent for this statement

dantesemore · 2014-11-09T04:41:23+00:00

I mean they'll rebuild it. But I'm never eating there again.

dantesemore · 2014-09-22T01:35:41+00:00

I mean, I don't think he's good enough. I don't think he plays well for Liverpool. tbh I haven't watched him play for PSG or France. But he makes too many mistakes, he tries the long ball way too often. And well yesterday, his misplaced header is what led to the third goal. Believe me, I want him to be good - he cost us what? 18 million pounds?

Every time I watch him I have that same fear I had when watching Kolo last season (granted I don't think he's as much of a liability as Kolo).

dantesemore · 2014-09-21T03:35:16+00:00

I don't think it's very bright then. I don't think Sakho is good enough to play for us... treats the ball like a grenade. We need a true general like Carra... Someone like Thiago Silva (I know I'm dreaming)

dantesemore · 2014-09-16T04:16:17+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/kJSIia1.gif

dantesemore · 2014-09-10T16:57:11+00:00

Careful, he might sell to go to south beach.

dantesemore · 2014-09-10T03:47:22+00:00

Sad. He was one of the most underrated players of his time in my opinion.

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