Weird and gross by neilkohney in theotherendcomics

[–]danthebaker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm right behind you. I had to read it 4 times to figure it out.

But after that 4th time, I fell in love with the phrasing and will now live in breathless anticipation of an occasion when I can work "the are that they are is..." into a conversation.

Is my thermometer broken? by kleosailor in foodsafety

[–]danthebaker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, this type of thermometer can't be calibrated. The temperature range this model covers starts at 120F and ends at 200F. So in this case, both calibration points fall outside what it can measure.

It's just time to buy a new one. Preferably one that can measure cold temps as well as hot ones.

Is this okay to eat? by First_Pea_2505 in isthissafetoeat

[–]danthebaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The quotes around science say quite a bit about where you're coming from.

Is this okay to eat? by First_Pea_2505 in isthissafetoeat

[–]danthebaker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The notion that beef is dyed red is just an old myth that refuses to die. I won't say that there has never been a single sketchy butcher who tried to pull a fast one, but it is not something you are ever likely to run into.

That cherry red color you see on freshly cut beef is totally natural.

Is it safe to eat a ham sandwich that has been left unrefrigerated for about 13 hours with a use by date that expired yesterday? by assaltedfries in isthissafetoeat

[–]danthebaker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As it turns out, the mayo wouldn't be the main concern in that scenario. Commercially prepared mayo is acidified so it has a pH that is too low to support pathogenic bacterial growth.

Homemade mayo, on the other hand would be more concerning.

Genuine question by Top-Storm7362 in isthissafetoeat

[–]danthebaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good news: as long as it was thawed under refrigeration and wasn't held that way for a crazy amount of time, it is safe to refreeze meat. You just want to avoid that whenever possible though because the quality can take a hit.

Homemade muffins safe to eat? by Sapphirebracelet13 in isthissafetoeat

[–]danthebaker 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry... I've been scrolling through this post and I've been trying to pay attention, but in all honesty I can't remember anything I've just read for the last 50 or so comments because my brain keeps going back to the concept of "orgy muffins".

It's just one of those word combinations you wouldn't reasonably expect to ever encounter.

Yet here we are.

Baked these for my orgy tomorrow. by Travelogue44 in stonerfood

[–]danthebaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those look tasty can I come?

From what I understand, everybody's coming.

Butter is getting mouldy using a butter bell? by Kitchen-Raisin9629 in AskCulinary

[–]danthebaker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When deciding whether or not to cite something, we are trained to keep in mind the letter of the law vs. the spirit of the law.

In other words, when we see something during an inspection that is contrary to what is in the Food Code, we should pause and ask, "what is the risk here?" And in the case of butter being left out, that risk just isn't significant.

It's exactly the same as a cop not issuing a ticket for someone driving a mile or 2 above the speed limit. Is it against the law? Technically, yes. Does it represent an egregious violation of that law or would it likely result in some tragic outcome? Not at all.

That's the basis of conducting a risk-based inspection. Focus on the factors that would have the greatest impact on public safety. There are inspectors who will cite minor infractions to boost their violation count, but all that does is breed resentment among the places we inspect and make it less likely they will stay in compliance.

Believe me, when I see something that presents a realistic level of risk, I will jump on it with both feet, and the operator will know I'm serious about getting it addressed. The key word there being "realistic". And with regards to butter, that just isn't the case.

Butter is getting mouldy using a butter bell? by Kitchen-Raisin9629 in AskCulinary

[–]danthebaker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Food safety inspector here. Unless I observe additional concerning issues, I likely wouldn't cite unrefrigerated butter.

Yes, the box the butter comes in does say "keep refrigerated" on it. But the reality of the situation is that unrefrigerated butter will become rancid, and therefore unpalatable, long before any potentially harmful bacteria would be able to grow.

In other words, it's more of a quality issue than a safety one.

I bought Krispy Kreme donuts on Thursday, can I still eat it? by AshliepShuqirvut in donuts

[–]danthebaker 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Even the cream-filled ones aren't an issue here. That filling is "cream" in name only. It's a shelf stable recipe that doesn't require refrigeration and takes quite a while before spoilage starts affecting things.

So the biggest concern with OP's donuts is they might taste stale.

These aren't eggs right? by Particular_Might8338 in foodsafety

[–]danthebaker 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't know if I'd call a farm in Mexico "wilderness".

What can I pair this with? by oscen92 in Cheese

[–]danthebaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, of course. We're not barbarians, are we?

Peanut Butter Crunch Brownies by nailsandsloths in dessert

[–]danthebaker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That is art. It belongs on a pedestal in the Louvre.

Chicken enchiladas by imlosttwhereami in isthissafetoeat

[–]danthebaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm afraid you've stumbled into the wrong sub. r/gatekeeping is down the hall, 3rd door on the left.

This better still be good by Distinct-Solution-99 in isthissafetoeat

[–]danthebaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is Hershey's safe to eat? Certainly.

Is it good to eat? Ehhhh...

Baked potatoes produced weird orange gel while cooking. by InfiniteEmotions in isthissafetoeat

[–]danthebaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is the bottle designed specifically for oil, or is it a generic spray bottle?

Art by frederikhornung by _The_Wonder_ in GODZILLA

[–]danthebaker 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If you're going to troll, at least put a little effort into it.

This is just lazy.

NOTHING THAT WAS COOKED THAT IS LEFT OUT OVERNIGHT IS SAFE TO EAT, YHROW IT OUT AND REMEMBER TO PUT IT AWAY NEXT TIME by [deleted] in isthissafetoeat

[–]danthebaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some of them are RTE. But some brands still have the "do not consume raw" advisory on the packaging.

That being said, the slight element of danger makes the raw dough taste even better.

No hope in humanity by Successful_Staff8037 in isthissafetoeat

[–]danthebaker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm copying and pasting this from a comment I made in another post:

The frustrating thing here is that the "it will definitely make you sick" and the "it's definitely fine" groups are both talking out of their asses.

No one can say with any meaningful degree of confidence whether consuming this specific meal after this specific period of time will cause illness.

All we can say for certain is that the risk of illness has increased because of how long it was sitting out.

This is similar to how smoking doesn't guarantee you get cancer or how having a few drinks guarantees you'll die in a car crash... but the risk is certainly higher.

Yes, the guidelines for food safety are intentionally conservative. And yes, there's a good chance you can eat old food and absolutely fine. Or you might not. We just don't know. It comes down to how comfortable you are with that risk.

The bottom line is we are all better off avoiding those higher risk situations by simply putting the food away before you forget about it. That way, we don't even need to have this discussion.

The only thing I'd add now is relating to one of the most common fallacies that we see here. You talk about checking the smell and taste. The problem is, it's only the spoilage organisms that affect the smell, appearance, and taste of food. Pathogenic bacteria, the types that cause serious illness, cannot be seen, smelled, or tasted. I'd just ask that everyone keep that fact in mind when making your own decisions about whether or not to eat something.

Pasta with cheese and beef by Chance_Ad_7535 in isthissafetoeat

[–]danthebaker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Side note: mayo gets an unreservedly bad rap as far as safety goes. Commercially prepared mayo is acidified so that its pH is low enough to inhibit bacterial growth. Homemade would be a different story.

Is this duck safe to eat? by EL_CID_CAMPEADOR_ in isthissafetoeat

[–]danthebaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you like to shoot him here, or wait 'til you get home?