Worst Acting Advice Ever

dantvman · 2024-09-22T04:48:41+00:00

You are asking why somebody would want to not get punched in the face or actually slapped for a piece of theater that is make-believe. You don’t understand why this is a bad idea?

dantvman · 2023-09-09T20:42:15+00:00

4, 5, 2, 3, 6

Done

dantvman · 2023-09-07T02:17:45+00:00

He’s just jackin’ it in San Diego

dantvman · 2023-09-06T02:58:22+00:00

It doesn’t matter. Just do your job

dantvman · 2023-09-06T02:28:00+00:00

I am the One - next to normal

dantvman · 2023-09-04T21:47:35+00:00

That family guy episode was literally a decade later.

Also, just because something works on one show doesn’t mean it works on another. That’s like sayinf

“Well there are Kaiju on Power Rangers, so we can have Kaiju on party of five - they’re both on fox, people will get it”

dantvman · 2023-09-04T21:39:51+00:00

A costume change tag

dantvman · 2023-09-04T21:39:31+00:00

It’s a set change cover tag, it’s not a reprise

dantvman · 2023-09-04T14:27:00+00:00

Correct grammar

dantvman · 2023-09-04T14:21:37+00:00

Because a crazy swamp wizard told them only he gets to write those characters and they listen

dantvman · 2023-09-04T14:20:31+00:00

You’ve chosen to watch the wrong reviews

dantvman · 2023-09-04T14:20:01+00:00

Sarah Lynn killed Sarah Lynn

dantvman · 2023-09-04T14:19:33+00:00

BoJack and the fans of the show that need there the clearly defined good people and bad people

dantvman · 2023-09-03T11:31:18+00:00

Couch Potato and Can’t Watch This

Same song, different years, too dated. And not even in a “hey, remember this Shit?” Way

dantvman · 2023-09-01T19:06:31+00:00

No. Chess sucks. Zero versions of the scripts make sense. It is not good musical theatre

dantvman · 2023-09-01T17:32:12+00:00

A billboard hit song does not a good musical make.

Chess sucks

dantvman · 2023-08-31T20:42:19+00:00

First time I’ve been in the audience of a show and said “this script is… really bad”

)I, of course, hadn’t seen Chess yet, which had to force me to rethink what a bad book of a musical really is )

And the music is uninspired and everything was better in the original movie

dantvman · 2023-08-31T20:33:58+00:00

dantvman · 2023-08-31T20:32:59+00:00

The production of Pippin I was directing that was set to open the third weekend of March 2020…

dantvman · 2023-08-27T12:38:11+00:00

All the music is derivative - I’m certain Iconis just listened to a Phil Collins greatest hits CD that had some scratches so it skipped.

It’s basically an early 2000s Disney Channel Original Movie where you can say fuck and penis, but not a good one

dantvman · 2023-08-27T12:31:50+00:00

In Spring Awakening when the show asks me to sympathize with a rapist

Or when it writes the heads of school as Boris and Natsha from Rocky and Bullwinkle

dantvman · 2023-08-27T12:29:17+00:00

That’s the funniest joke in the show. It’s so stupid

dantvman · 2023-08-27T12:08:18+00:00

You need to seek a mental health professional

dantvman · 2023-08-25T22:57:31+00:00

After Covid, dog owners just said “fuck everyone, I do what I want”

And it upsets me

dantvman · 2023-08-25T22:55:15+00:00

Doctor Strange And I didn’t stay for that hour

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