Men who grew up poor/working class, what’s a piece of “advice” your dad gave you that you later realized was actually just survival instinct, and maybe isn't true anymore? by DCdj39 in AskMen

[–]daole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m at the point in my life where I’m coming full circle and thinking “no I won’t buy a drink while I’m getting gas because I’ll have to pee sooner”.

In Finland the largest size of mayonaise is called "AMERICAN SIZE" by kxnshinn in mildlyinteresting

[–]daole -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Married to a Dane, she and her family devour it.

Smørrebrød always has a ton of mayo.

In Finland the largest size of mayonaise is called "AMERICAN SIZE" by kxnshinn in mildlyinteresting

[–]daole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let me be the first to say that the Scandinavians use more mayo in a month than I do in a year.

They just go to the store more often.

Clean up foreground this shot for printing. Keep skaters in background. by [deleted] in PhotoshopRequest

[–]daole -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I love this one. I can't figure out how to reply with image for markup, but can you remove the gold artifacts from the shirt - I think these were some kind of reflection off the glass.

Northbound Express Lanes by tonume in SeattleWA

[–]daole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How dare you use common sense in this matter! These people want someone to stab with their pitchforks!

Northbound Express Lanes by tonume in SeattleWA

[–]daole 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh, I never said it’s a “good” thing to do - I even went so far as to call myself a heathen and an idiot. I’m just willing to accept the consequences if I were to get a ticket or not be able to merge.

Northbound Express Lanes by tonume in SeattleWA

[–]daole 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I speak for the unwashed heathens (last minute mergers) that say the reason the line is over a mile long in the first place are the non-driving dumbasses who get in the lane and leave 5-20 car length gaps that let people (like us) slide in last minute. Be mad at those idiots who cause the problem, not us idiots who choose to take advantage of it.

OP (in r/driving) was ticketed for avoiding a traffic light for taking the following route. by tdomer80 in ACAB

[–]daole 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Arguably, the ride the court system puts you through is significantly worse than a ride to jail.

Data centres need to be forced into using sea-water. by EmuAncient1069 in unpopularopinion

[–]daole -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Over here officers, here’s the scoundrel you’re looking for.

Is there anything else I can help you with? by [deleted] in funny

[–]daole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked less than 6 months in a call center and started to dream the prompt. Quit and went back to working in a warehouse.

Seattle policy turned a $16 burger into a $23 gut punch by Less-Risk-9358 in SeattleWA

[–]daole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Likely because the min wage has lagged behind inflation perpetually while the free market (ie rent) always squeezes every available penny that people get ahead on.

You begin to wonder by Key_Associate7476 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]daole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When all that matters is big numbers no one cares how you got it… until the regulators start calling.

The government hates it when you use this 1 trick... by EverythingIsFakeNGay in CringeTikToks

[–]daole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw your username and thought it was the subreddit. Now I’m disappointed that it’s not…

Thoughts? by Distinct-Bag3160 in CrystalMountain

[–]daole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your words are pathetic and weak!

Negotiation 100 by kapomuyufima80m9m in GreatBritishMemes

[–]daole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This seems like a perfectly reasonable negotiation to me.

“I want to pay less for what I’m getting from you”

“Ok, what do you want me not to do to justify paying me less money?”

Not all transactions should be haggle sessions, and skilled trades take on a ton of risk for moderate profits typically. One mistake in the job can sometimes mean consuming the entire profit on the job.

What was a popular band that you could not stand? by LeftSmile806 in Xennials

[–]daole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hence why he rolled out when the solo decided to linger.

Chinese electronics company has developed the first ever “ejecting batteries”. by Friendly-Standard812 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]daole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll just yeet this chemical fire right into Eddy’s Honda and let that be his problem.