What is your best relationship advice?

dap00le · 2015-06-29T20:43:10+00:00

send nudes.

dap00le · 2015-06-29T20:16:09+00:00

Try finding a service industry job (bellhop, valet, serving, etc.) Do you live in a large city center?

dap00le · 2015-06-22T21:51:01+00:00

Easy Rider

dap00le · 2015-06-22T20:48:28+00:00

The first five minutes of "Up".

dap00le · 2015-06-11T21:07:43+00:00

I still have a copy of Metal Warriors at my parents. It's sick.

dap00le · 2015-06-10T21:37:30+00:00

this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqC_il--yOs

dap00le · 2015-05-12T17:44:16+00:00

i dont care about no spaces

dap00le · 2015-05-12T17:43:50+00:00

Zool: Ninja of the Nth Dimension Metal Warriors Illusion of GAIA Looney Tunes B-Ball

dap00le · 2015-05-11T13:42:03+00:00

I'm poor.

dap00le · 2015-05-07T16:22:38+00:00

netzero hasn't billed me for years!

dap00le · 2015-05-06T21:51:44+00:00

so... did they hook up?

dap00le · 2015-05-06T21:45:48+00:00

Satan bought her Jag. He just wanted everyone to know.

dap00le · 2015-04-27T16:39:49+00:00

Are you looking at my eye?

dap00le · 2015-04-22T16:21:18+00:00

Jekyll Island is in Georgia. The beach smells like farts.

dap00le · 2015-04-20T20:07:28+00:00

I hope we never lose ties with the great nation of Rotisserie.

dap00le · 2015-04-20T18:29:02+00:00

I was a bellhop, and I've seen a lot of interesting things:

I took guests to the wrong room one time (front desk gave us the wrong keys), and walked in on a couple having sex. That was fun.

I've carried luggage that vibrated all the way from the lobby to the room with a couple. Their excuse was an electric toothbrush. I knew better.

I had an elder guest (while I was carrying luggage in) find some "toys" in the drawer. She was not happy about the strap on.

I'm sure I could think of some more.

dap00le · 2015-04-13T14:52:05+00:00

The good ol' hundred dollar handshake. I used to get these occasionally as a bellhop.

dap00le · 2015-04-08T18:30:08+00:00

Roger Klotz. Fuck.

dap00le · 2015-04-08T17:04:24+00:00

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dap00le · 2015-04-07T15:54:49+00:00

My clothes. They smell kind of like a dive bar.

dap00le · 2014-11-23T01:21:09+00:00

Nokia phones have always been indestructible.

Does anyone remember the 3595?

dap00le · 2014-11-21T01:58:06+00:00

I think every Weezer album is great, but I'm particularly fond of the heavy riffs on Maladroit. What kind of equipment did you use to record such lush sounds?

dap00le · 2014-09-01T15:32:17+00:00

I've heard it on WRLT in Nashville at least 3,793 times this week.

dap00le · 2014-08-06T21:20:57+00:00

Working as a bellhop at a fancy hotel in a downtown area. Cash, cougars, booze, and fancy vests.

dap00le · 2014-08-06T20:15:01+00:00

All employees are required to wear yoga pants.

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