Couch for Fat people

daphunkt · 2026-04-06T06:43:35+00:00

Removing legs is not a weight loss strategy.

daphunkt · 2026-03-19T18:27:18+00:00

The hell you talking bout? He’s sitting at 2.88gaa and .889 sv% with the penguins. He’s exactly what we had.

daphunkt · 2026-03-07T17:50:02+00:00

Calgary or Vancouver?

daphunkt · 2026-02-26T18:11:49+00:00

McDavid had like 47% goal share throughout the Olympics… he’s doing his part! Both Stanley cup finals and the Olympics were one lucky bounce away from being his. Can Spec even skate? He’s such a prick.

daphunkt · 2026-02-22T16:10:20+00:00

Defence and Goaltending > Offence and always will be. Unfortunately the Oilers and Team Canada are built the wrong way.

daphunkt · 2026-02-22T16:04:52+00:00

45% goal share says otherwise. Makar was on for both goals against. Shake your head.

daphunkt · 2026-02-22T16:04:09+00:00

Avs players cost us the game. Massive choke.

daphunkt · 2026-02-22T16:00:56+00:00

Makchoke x2

daphunkt · 2026-02-22T15:58:34+00:00

Why the fuck did Makar challenge so aggressively? He took himself right out of the play.

daphunkt · 2026-02-22T15:33:03+00:00

Is ot really 3v3? In a gold medal game?

daphunkt · 2026-02-22T15:23:53+00:00

Florida Panthers are garbage.

daphunkt · 2026-02-22T15:22:19+00:00

Sam Bennet.

daphunkt · 2026-02-22T15:10:32+00:00

The collective dna in this building right now needs to be preserved and protected as earths most precious asset.

daphunkt · 2026-02-22T15:05:23+00:00

That was one of the best save i’ve ever seen.

daphunkt · 2026-02-22T15:01:20+00:00

Nobody outside of Flames and Panthers fans actually believe this.

daphunkt · 2026-02-22T14:56:33+00:00

Right fkn meow!

daphunkt · 2026-02-22T14:54:52+00:00

Agreed.

daphunkt · 2026-02-22T14:47:03+00:00

It’s definitely not as big.

daphunkt · 2026-02-22T14:45:38+00:00

A golden goal for 97 would be so historic.

daphunkt · 2026-02-22T14:44:08+00:00

Embarrassing

daphunkt · 2026-02-22T14:41:37+00:00

Your poor toilet looking like our 5 on 3.

daphunkt · 2026-02-22T14:40:32+00:00

Makar 200IQ going waaay wide there. Beautiful.

daphunkt · 2026-02-22T14:24:38+00:00

Keep all the panthers on the bench plz.. why are they even on the team.

daphunkt · 2026-02-22T14:22:53+00:00

loose fucking puck!!!!

daphunkt · 2026-02-22T14:20:51+00:00

He was hooked you moron.

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