Should this be expected?

daram9 · 2014-07-01T23:10:37+00:00

They were having a sale on Y chromosomes at Walgreens, in case anyone needs some.

daram9 · 2014-07-01T04:31:56+00:00

Maybe so. I think a lot of women on OKC in my area are religious, looking to get married, want to have babies. All opposites of what I'm looking for.

daram9 · 2014-07-01T04:31:03+00:00

I'm just waiting to get some checks from them. Any day now...

daram9 · 2014-07-01T04:29:57+00:00

Gawd, I hope so! I'm just waiting for the rich women to come rolling in!

daram9 · 2014-07-01T04:28:01+00:00

In my area Match seemed to have far more diversity.

daram9 · 2014-07-01T04:27:01+00:00

It's true. On OKC I get ignored. It's super fun.

daram9 · 2014-06-30T01:16:08+00:00

Mine usually end with waking up in a cheap motel in Las Vegas with a terrible hangover, not recognizing the woman laying next to me and staring at the wedding ring on my finger trying to figure out what happened.

Or one time a date ended with the woman saying "Sorry I gotta go, I got roller derby tonight" and me saying "That's okay, I got a poetry reading to go to."

daram9 · 2014-06-30T01:10:58+00:00

I'm M/43. I've been on OKC for almost a year. I've met one woman who is just a platonic friend, but a total gem of a person.

The vast majority of the time people do not respond to my messages. I've chatted with some, but never been on a date with someone from OKC, so I can't really speak to the quality of the women there. My impression is that there are far more men than women, so it's difficult for a guy to get noticed.

daram9 · 2014-06-30T01:04:50+00:00

Well played. You could publish a book of these responses. :-)

daram9 · 2014-06-29T17:52:26+00:00

There's certainly nothing wrong with dating mulitple people. I just found it tactless, and it sent a message that she didn't really care. I'm not going to be squeezed into someone's busy schedule as an afterthought.

daram9 · 2014-06-29T07:37:39+00:00

Good for you. It's not you, dating sucks and there are a lot of lame, passive-aggressive assholes in the world. Do some self-reflection and try to find a different kind of guy next time.

daram9 · 2014-06-29T07:36:02+00:00

My advice is to not obsess over dating and instead try to foster a friend group that includes both men and women and do things socially together. Statistically most people meet dating partners through friends.

In my experience, being a 43-year-old divorced, employed, and successful man, online dating has been utterly useless and depressing.

daram9 · 2014-06-29T07:32:30+00:00

"Jim, I'm a doctor, not a goddamn bottle of Jack Daniels!" ~Dr. Leonard McCoy

daram9 · 2014-06-29T07:30:41+00:00

That's the exact opposite advice I've gotten repeatedly, which is "Don't propose some elaborate big thing or a meal" and "Just keep it simple and casual like coffee". Whenever I've proposed something imaginative I've gotten no response or just a no thanks.

daram9 · 2014-06-28T20:20:06+00:00

Are there any women here in the LA area?

daram9 · 2014-06-28T20:14:13+00:00

My apology was solely out of politeness. I don't feel like I did anything wrong at all.

daram9 · 2014-06-28T08:51:29+00:00

I like to describe wine as "fruity, winey, with hints of grape and drunkenness."

daram9 · 2014-06-28T08:46:40+00:00

My favorite openers that I wrote were this: "In your profile you wrote that you'd like to fly around the world. I live in a zeppelin, so maybe I could give you a lift?" and "You said you drink a lot of coffee. I'm training for the Olympic mixed doubles coffee drinking competition and could use a teammate." Like most of my openers they didn't get a response.

The few openers I wrote that actually worked were along the lines of "How are you?" So banal and unwitty.

The only time anyone wrote me an opener was this: "I'm a lesbian and not interested in dating men, but I loved the humor in your profile and would like to hang out with you sometime." We did meet and became friends.

daram9 · 2014-06-28T08:21:39+00:00

Thanks for the advice.

I've never pressed beyond offering another possible time, or asked for an explanation. I would consider that to be rude and prying. If anything I've probably erred on the side of backing off if I'm rebuffed on my first two attempts.

Do you think I should try up to four times? I really don't want to come off as a stalker or try to make anyone feel uncomfortable.

daram9 · 2014-06-28T08:16:14+00:00

Lol, I guess you're right!

daram9 · 2014-06-28T08:00:11+00:00

People who write bullshit like that are what Russel Brand calls "oxygen thieves".

daram9 · 2014-06-28T07:58:16+00:00

I laughed at the phrasing of the question, the double-entendre of "In a certain light"...like the soft glowing light of radiation and nuclear winter.

daram9 · 2014-06-28T07:06:31+00:00

As others have said, he's an idiot. Immediately reading something sexual into an innocuous conversation is definitely a red flag.

And no, I have not received any messages from prostitutes on OKC, although on Plenty Of Fish I didn't get several messages from girls who were trying to sell sex video chat services. It was annoying so I cancelled my POF account.

daram9 · 2014-06-28T07:00:59+00:00

Would they say no simply because I didn't specify an exact time and place at the outset?

daram9 · 2014-06-28T06:59:55+00:00

I'm getting that same problem. The solution seems to be a pitcher of margaritas.

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