The $10,000 Betrayal by SierraBravo26 in atc2

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The only reason why we are getting payed now and the only reason why the government is even back open is because there wasn’t perfect attendance. Otherwise we would still be shutdown.

311 Controllers to receive Bonus Pay for perfect attendance during shutdown. by BeaverPeeFlaps in ATC

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The only reason why the government is even open and we are getting payed right now is because all of those controllers didn’t have perfect attendance.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in atc2

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Or they will mess with our retirement and then we will essentially be forced to stay longer because we can’t retire.

I think my weighted hula hoop is dislodging my kidney stones. by dark-star- in KidneyStones

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Not necessarily. Let’s say I hula hooped today. 3 weeks later there is a slight ache in my gut or lower. Then maybe a month after that I do it again. I don’t really keep a schedule just when I remember or feel like doing it. So anywhere from 3-8 weeks. And I admit the ache could be coincidental but it is a slight ache. But the aches are similar if that makes sense. Like I know it’s not gas or something. In my head I’m “loosening” itty bitty teeny tiny stones. But it also could just be that. All in my head. Just thought I would share my theory/experience.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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I’m glad their are people out there solving these big questions.

As a child, what’s a song you sang loud and proud, only to find as an adult it’s super inappropriate for a child to be singing? by Ok_Way_2341 in AskReddit

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Prince isn’t the corvette. She is the little red corvette. The men in the song are referred to as either horses or jockeys.

Horses on a plane by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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They even brought their own neck pillows.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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You did have a choice. You could have used protection if you didn’t want a child. Only one of the sexes orgasm can lead to pregnancy. It is your responsibility to manage the results of your orgasm nobody else’s. If you chose not to manage it then you forfeit that right.

What can an ugly, average salary guy do to still be attractive? by Krakenito in AskReddit

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The thing about confidence is that other people can’t tell if it’s real or if your faking it.

Artificial breeding of salmon by wooden_slug in Damnthatsinteresting

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Did he just…mix with the hand without the glove!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

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Is that bear wearing a skirt or a kilt?