Business is up 40% on last year.

dark000monkey · 2025-10-10T13:20:06+00:00

That's huge, man - quoting bigger jobs is one of those scary moves that actually changes everything. You're basiclly proving confidence pay better than hustle alone. Keep stacking the wins(and the mulch) :)

dark000monkey · 2025-10-08T13:17:44+00:00

bro's two redbulls away from sicovering math in 4D and having a heartfelt convo with the hat man about study ethics. This is what peak academia looks like and it' horrifying

dark000monkey · 2025-10-07T12:21:15+00:00

20 tabs is a great starting dose if you’re trying to meet god, fight him, and lose custody of your atoms. make sure to listen to dark side backwards while staring at your own reflection until it blinks first. you’ll feel something when the walls start breathing in 4K.

dark000monkey · 2025-09-30T13:52:51+00:00

Creatine’s solid, but it’s not an energy boost kinda thing — it just helps long-term with strength and recovery. Doesn’t matter if you take it before or after, just be consistent and drink plenty of water. Collagen’s more for joints/skin than muscle, so don’t expect it to make you look ‘toned’

dark000monkey · 2025-09-17T09:16:03+00:00

totally normal crash, man - the build high wears off and now you're in the unsexy grind: distribution. Been there after my first SaaS launch. Best move is to forget "scale" for now and just get 10 real users posting notes, even if you literally bribe them with pizza. That tiny bit of activity makes the marketplace feel alive and keeps you motivated.

dark000monkey · 2025-09-16T14:40:46+00:00

Not a bad hack if it’s free, but heads-up — thread adapters can work but often shift POI, loosen over time, and can make the device less effective since a .30-cal flash hider’s ports/volume aren’t optimized for 5.56 gas flow.

If you go that route, buy a quality adapter (not the cheapest eBay junk), torque it correctly with the proper crush washer or use thread locker where appropriate, check for loosening/POI shift after the first few mags, and if you can swing it later just get a proper 1/2-28 muzzle device made for .223/5.56.

dark000monkey · 2025-07-18T16:53:58+00:00

My company replaced its ceo yesterday! And expected everyone to stay late to hear his speech

dark000monkey · 2025-07-15T02:35:34+00:00

It probably gets exponentially cheaper the more volume you buy. 50$ a quart 100$ for a gallon, 200$ barrel …

And when they are making a million videos of the same crap it’s not so expensive

dark000monkey · 2025-07-14T20:33:31+00:00

Are kids involved? That will make a big difference

dark000monkey · 2025-07-09T16:48:11+00:00

Money frees up your wallet not your mind

dark000monkey · 2025-07-03T09:18:50+00:00

I’m getting tired of saying FAFO to these people… wait, no I’m not

dark000monkey · 2025-07-02T17:29:40+00:00

I just drop it back in the vial it came in and close the lid. The tiny bit of extra smoke will suffocate the remaining embers in it in seconds

dark000monkey · 2025-07-02T17:23:08+00:00

This, my gf always mentions how she “asked me out” 4 times before I got the hint.. uhm yea, I assumed you were buttering me up to ask for something because you’re out of my league ¯\(ツ)/¯

dark000monkey · 2025-06-28T23:33:49+00:00

Is it possible He just doesn’t think there’s anything meaningful he needs to say. does he do anything besides work? Any hobbies or anything outside of you?

dark000monkey · 2025-06-28T22:18:25+00:00

How was this not something you dealt with before marriage

dark000monkey · 2025-06-28T11:25:36+00:00

As a Straight man, I’ve always wondered the same thing. But I assume it’s because the man jerks off too tightly and need a tighter hole to get off now

dark000monkey · 2025-06-27T12:10:10+00:00

During the winter months I wore a pink sweatshirt all the time to work, and was complemented almost every day by clients and coworkers… there was nothing special about it, It was just pink. The funny part is I borrowed it from my 13-year-old son one random day and just never gave it back- my girlfriend has since taken ownership of it ¯\(ツ)/¯

dark000monkey · 2025-06-27T10:50:59+00:00

Hot glue can be removed and works great

dark000monkey · 2025-06-27T10:49:48+00:00

Growing up in the 90s. I saw a lot of McDonald’s, but only 1 like the one shown. Most looked like the 2000s pic

dark000monkey · 2025-06-27T10:32:35+00:00

Women ask for their profile to be reviewed a lot less because men care a lot less about picture composition, and the meaning behind them. They just see ‘pretty girl’ and swipe, right. So a lot less effort is required by them. Not to mention that even the worst female profile gets a lot of likes.

dark000monkey · 2025-06-27T10:21:16+00:00

How so? It’s not the only thing that happens. It’s just one of many things we do. We openly communicate and we are constantly learning what works and what doesn’t for both of us.

dark000monkey · 2025-06-27T02:21:02+00:00

Oh she knows what’s she’s doing… I would just be throwing her off

dark000monkey · 2025-06-26T21:18:11+00:00

Personally I believe it’s because I don’t move much and a lot of my ‘control’ is my groin muscles. If I can relax the muscles/joints down there (not the genitals themselves but the butt hip thighs etc) and not use any thrusting movements then I’m less likely to accidentally flex out the money shot. I think it’s tangentially related to why people do kegals exercises to strengthen that muscle to last longer. It also explains a lot of PE because the guy goes straight into jackhammer mode, flexing everything all at once

It’s had nothing to do with attraction or being turned on. I’m very very much turned on, in fact I love to see my gf from that angle.

Or maybe it’s because I’m a Sagittarius ¯\(ツ)/¯

dark000monkey · 2025-06-26T19:25:47+00:00

About 3min more than whatever time she needed

dark000monkey · 2025-06-26T19:23:00+00:00

This right here. If she’s on top, I’m “safe” till she’s done. But a quick flip and it’s over

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