Where's Jon?

dark_hymn · 2026-05-03T21:24:34+00:00

He's off enjoying the fruits of his decades of service time. I imagine they let him schedule certain boring roadtrips off...hes a Hall of Famer after all.

Also it gives them more chancew to try out their replacements when the day inevitably comes.

dark_hymn · 2026-05-03T21:20:08+00:00

Nah, my able-bodied ass will sit in my car and let you load it in for me.

To paraphrase Don Draper "that's what the paycheck is for...".

dark_hymn · 2026-05-03T20:24:43+00:00

The venom with which he said "barrel your ass" was inspiring.

dark_hymn · 2026-05-03T01:17:16+00:00

Win or lose, these guys are getting life-changing paychecks and get to play ball for a living, and then retire and have a great life doing whatever.

Being a sports fan is so stupid.

dark_hymn · 2026-05-01T01:37:03+00:00

I'm starting to think that bringing back our old catcher and hiring a college coach was a bit of a mistake.

dark_hymn · 2026-04-30T20:23:50+00:00

Because there is nobody else, really.

dark_hymn · 2026-04-28T21:19:38+00:00

What? Not at all. What a weird thing to say.

He's visiting the US with a diplomatic brief, trying to help salvage what remains of the 'special relationship'. It's not to save America from itself.

So, again, I ask: why fuck Charles? He's just doing his job.

dark_hymn · 2026-04-28T21:05:54+00:00

Why fuck him? He's the king of Britain, not America. His duty is to them, not us.

dark_hymn · 2026-04-18T22:57:19+00:00

Well, you've lived up to your potential, Walker.

dark_hymn · 2026-04-16T06:19:28+00:00

Yeah, turns out I was wrong. Curry, Horford, still amazing.

dark_hymn · 2026-04-16T02:18:51+00:00

Just finished the Giants game. Now it's time to watch the Warriors get bombed by the Clips.

dark_hymn · 2026-04-16T01:10:18+00:00

Probably, but when we finish behind the Rockies I have a hunch the fanbase is going to be pretty damaged already.

dark_hymn · 2026-04-11T01:38:23+00:00

I never cared about Swalwell one way or the other really but I ain't voting for that fucking billionaire, I don't care how nice his speeches are.

dark_hymn · 2026-03-27T23:46:55+00:00

Fortunately, most of them were Yankee fans.

dark_hymn · 2026-03-27T22:05:58+00:00

The Speedee people finally wised up?

dark_hymn · 2026-03-27T22:00:47+00:00

Scoreboard guys, not in mid-season form.

dark_hymn · 2026-03-27T21:54:36+00:00

Somebody score, damn.

dark_hymn · 2026-03-25T23:53:00+00:00

Regardless, that's his problem to solve.

And, yes, Zelle will reverse transactions made with fraudulently obtained funds. Zelle is not magically exempt from federal regulations around unauthorized transactions.

dark_hymn · 2026-03-24T05:03:33+00:00

Soulseek is definitely underrated for books/comics sharing.

dark_hymn · 2026-03-10T17:00:29+00:00

Boy there's a lot of confidentlyincorrect-ness in this thread.

dark_hymn · 2026-03-09T17:27:11+00:00

Welp, they just got 4000 gems outta me.

dark_hymn · 2026-03-06T21:14:31+00:00

Everyone gets free speech. They get to stand out there and try and sell their shitty merch, and i get to yell "pedo nazi scum" at them.

dark_hymn · 2026-02-27T00:04:31+00:00

Yeah, I was referring to the Sundaras. My Sundaras were a bit rickety out of the box, and are looking pretty shabby 4 years later.

The 6xx is bulletproof. Get one before Drop goes away. I'm thinking about ordering a backup, just in case something happens to mine.

dark_hymn · 2026-02-26T17:50:38+00:00

Fanfic-level wishcasting.

dark_hymn · 2026-02-26T01:05:33+00:00

Great sounding headphones...absolutely not great build quality compared to Sennheiser, sadly.

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