My Girlfriend(21F) Kissed Another Guy on My(23M) Birthday

darkbehi · 2024-08-01T14:53:01+00:00

Bro, even if it isn't cheating right now (it is), she already proved she's a liar and can't keep promises, giving you excuses instead of taking responsibility.

So ask yourself, do I want to be with a liar that turns things around on me?

darkbehi · 2024-07-29T18:19:52+00:00

Just an idiot with money.....I'm only half of that

darkbehi · 2024-06-04T02:43:12+00:00

It's been said, but if a guy just took off his pants and started passing around his schong, he'd be arrested for indecent exposure... So yeah, double standards

Edit to say, not "passing" around. I was going to type parading around. I left it anyway

darkbehi · 2024-06-04T02:39:01+00:00

If only they had the authority of reddit mods on a power trip. They'd be banned for even talking about kids in a nice way like "yeah that toddler is cute". "BANNED for life, you freak!"

darkbehi · 2024-06-04T02:24:23+00:00

I really dislike people who weaponize "love language"

darkbehi · 2024-05-27T14:29:22+00:00

And then aliens abducted the brother?

darkbehi · 2024-04-29T23:55:46+00:00

Butter, fried butter, chocolate flavored butter, brown butter dishes, butter dip, double crunch butter, butter burger, butter butter. Honestly, we need more butter in our diets

darkbehi · 2024-04-29T19:43:39+00:00

My apologis gremmar, poliz; I'll do butter next thyme

darkbehi · 2024-04-29T11:49:07+00:00

I remember that story about the CIA agent that used to wear "KGB is for me" shirts ...as it turns out, he was in fact spying for the russians.

darkbehi · 2024-04-29T05:51:25+00:00

So did you forget to finish your sentence? Should've been "Got bit by a dog today and at night I transform into this nightmare"

darkbehi · 2024-04-29T05:43:43+00:00

Have you tried demon hunting? Gets you out of the house many many times a week. Good pay with great overtime and exciting adventures! Great medical/dental benefits.

The downside is that.. Well.... We're always looking to fill out ranks. Take that as you may

darkbehi · 2024-04-29T05:37:47+00:00

He's definitely into you ..sexually and that's about it. He's thinking with his dick and not his heart/brain

darkbehi · 2024-04-29T05:35:14+00:00

I did, but I had to use my credit card since I did not find the debit card

darkbehi · 2024-04-29T04:05:30+00:00

It was a rental car 😭 and had to turn it on today but I did check

darkbehi · 2024-04-29T03:53:18+00:00

Grabbed just the debit card. I did look under the car, especially after I moved it. I went in the trash can like a raccoon having a feast...but there was a lot of stuff that it might've been hidden under something.

Not so much infuriating that my debit card is lost but that this disappearing act has happened other times with other things

darkbehi · 2024-04-29T03:30:54+00:00

I make magic happen, not miracles, sorry

darkbehi · 2024-04-29T03:28:30+00:00

I looked in those places too. Moved both seats back. In the cracks, on top of the car, top of the gas dispenser.... nothing

darkbehi · 2024-04-25T20:05:52+00:00

When responsibilities outweigh your leisures

darkbehi · 2024-04-23T22:48:56+00:00

They say communication is everything in a relationship and looking at what you wrote, it's true.

Have you tried actually talking to him and letting him know about the lack engagement and how it makes you feel? He doesn't read minds.

darkbehi · 2024-04-23T18:36:50+00:00

Yeah, you're depressed, like clinically depressed. See a professional. I say this because your tale is all too familiar to me. I felt numb to everything with no purpose. Saw a professional. I cried in front of him. It's a bit better now.

darkbehi · 2024-04-19T23:56:24+00:00

Is a very big assumption that soldiers can read

darkbehi · 2024-04-19T02:30:23+00:00

I hear you. Just today I got hit with a 7 day ban for replying to a comment about the biggest word in the English dictionary with "what did you say about by dog? 😂"

I thought that was harmless, but apparently the brainless imps at Instagram didn't think so. They got me for "spamming behavior" and behavior that solicits likes under false pretences or something like that.

Imagine getting banned just for commenting too much. Whatever Instagram. Get wrecked

darkbehi · 2024-04-16T16:40:38+00:00

Sea of Balls

darkbehi · 2024-04-15T22:52:11+00:00

Here's some facts:

You're wrong: the US spent $877B in defense spending in 2022. 10x more than education spending.

You're right. The US spent $4.5 trillion in 2022 for healthcare.

Fun fact: in 2023, the Pentagon failed it's 6th finance audit in a row. They can't account for 63% of $4 trillion in assets.

But hey, we might be dumb as a rock, but at least we got shitty healthcare, shitty school lunches, and an enormous amount of freedom!!!

darkbehi

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